YOU GET ONE MORE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME INTO MASTERBATING AND FEELING LIKE A LOW WOMAN BECAUSE NO MAN HAS ASKED TO MARRY ME OR KEEP ME AS A GIRLFRIEND, I’LL SNATCH THAT FUCK RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU RELENT AND APOLOGIZE TO ME AND THE FEMALE SEX FOR BEING A FUCKING MORON NOT WORTHY OF THE EJACULATION OF A WET DREAM!

I WAS BORN WITH RUSSIAN JEW FROM AN INTELLIGENCE STRAIGHT MAN (SPOKE INAUDIBLY, THINKING, WHILE I WAS IN MY MOTHER’S WOMB) WHO SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN JAIL (POINT BREAK, YOU THINK MY WIFE LIKES THIS HAIR) TO INFILTRATE SOME INMATES AND GET INSIDER INFORMATION AS A COVER, SO THAT IS MY RUSSIAN JEW CONNECTION AND THEY MUST SPEAK RUSSIAN WELL OR IT WILL NOT PASS MY TEST OF THEM, RUSSIAN DEFECTOR (MUSE SONG, WESLEY FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE).