MY BROTHER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY SO WHAT HAS HAPPENED AND WHY ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE ME SUICIDAL AGAIN?!
LEGAL TEAM: LET IT ALSO BE KNOWN THAT TARGET STORE REMOVED STOCK OF ALL JAMS AND JELLY, KNOWING I WAS THINKING ABOUT SHOPPING!
LEGAL TEAM: LET IT BE KNOWN: I AM NOT SIGNALING ANYTHING WITH MY SEAT BELT, I AM MERELY DRIVING AND PUTTING MY SEATBELT ON AND OFF WHERE I FEEL NATURALLY INCLINED TO DO SO!
LEGAL TEAM THAT TARGET STORE ITS MANAGEMENT AND PERHAPS THE CORPORATION IS GUILTY OF REMOVING PRODUCTS FROM STOCKS, PAPER TOWELS, FORCING ME TO PURCHASE NAPKINS WITH THE WORDING FINGER LICKING ON IT, I WANT YOU TO GO AFTER THAT TARGET STORE AND CORPORATION FOR SUBVERSION! THIS IS NOT A TELEVISION SHOW! THIS IS VERY REAL! FACE MASKS AND BURKAS DO NOT LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES! I WANT TO BE FREED!
LEGAL TEAM THEY ARE GUILTY OF SUBVERTING THEIR OWN INTELLIGENCE BY MAKING ME SO MISERABLE, I WON’T SPEND MONEY CREATING INTELLIGENCE ORDERS!!
