WHO ELSE WATCHED MY CONTAINER STORE GROUP INTERVIEW? IT WAS ASKED, FOR INTERVIEW PURPOSES, TO CHOOSE AN ITEM FROM THE CONTAINER STORE WEBSITE TO SPEAK ABOUT – LITERALLY, WHO MISSED THIS – BIG WARNING?! OUT OF ALL THE ITEMS, THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF ITEMS TO CHOOSE FROM, I CHOSE THE ARCHIVAL BOXES, THAT I WANTED TO STORE MY MOTHER BODICE, THE CLUE – IS WEDDING, FOR ME. IT’S LIKE THE DIRECTOR OF THE CIA NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE, THE GRAND CANYON.
THE CLOSET IN MY CONTAINER STORE INTERVIEW, THAT, UPON SEEING, I IMMEDIATELY EXCLAIMED, I WANT THAT! I SAID, I WANT THAT WITH EXCITEMENT! WITH A GREAT SMILE ON MY FACE, AND I WAS FULL OF JOY – JUST AT LOOKING AT THAT CLOSET, WAS REALLY NOT A CLOSET, IT WAS THE CIA, AND THE FBI. THE ELFA COMPONENTS, WE’RE CIA, THE CLOTHES THE HANGERS,WE’RE THE FBI. CRISTINA (ERIN WAS NOT IN THAT GROUP INTERVIEW WITH ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE TRIED TO MAKE ME BELIEVE IT) DID NOT GET HIRED AND START WORKING UNTIL A WEEK OR SO AFTER, THE “STORE” STARTED WORKING. IF ANYONE ELSE SAW MY REACTION – TO THAT CLOSET, IT COULD BE THE VERY REASON, THEY STARTED WORKING ON EDISON, JEWISH NOSES, AND GETTING ME OUT OF THAT EMPLOYMENT! IT’S A BIG MISTAKE! I WAS JUMPING FOR JOY AT THAT CLOSET! GOES TOGETHER WITH, MY DAUGHTER LOVES THIS STUFF!