CH ATTORNEY, CH THINKS CH JUST HEARD THEM DECLARING ANOTHER EMERGENCY THAT SHE CAN’T HAVE HELP ANYMORE, AND THAT’S – THEY ARE SOOO SCARED – THEY WANT AN END TO THE TAKEOVER, THEY ARE TOO SCARED, AND TELL TPOA, THE FAKE PASTOR IS STILL ALIVE AND TRYING TO ASSASINATE CH!

CH ATTORNEY, THIS BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU, HAS EFFECTED EVERY PRESIDENCY – SINCE IT HAPPENED, SINCE GEORGE BUSH THE FATHER, PRESIDENCY! THE PUBLIC AND THE PRESIDENT, HAVEN’T REALLY KNOWN IT – BUT ITS HAD AN EFFECT, AND THEY THINK THE, GET IN MY BELLY, FROM AUSTIN POWERS IS ABOUT – GETTING THIS PREGNANCY PLOT THAT HASN’T BEEN FIXED YET! AND CH WAS A VERY RELAXED ITINERARY OF EVENT, SO A NIGHT CRUISE TO SEE THE LANDSCAPE, DOESN’T BOTHER CH, AND CH THINKS THEY COULD SPEND A FEW DAYS IN THE SMITHSONIAN, ITS NOT THE QUANITY, ITS THE QUALITY – BYE-BYE! ;($#!@!

SO, CH THINKS, CH ATTORNEY, CH – HIT AN EMERGENCY ALARM, AS BAD AS A NUCLEAR ALARM, IN PLANT CITY, WHEN CH CALLED BRIGHTHOUSE TO HAVE CABLE ADDED TO CH BEDROOM AT THE ELIOT HOUSE, AND WHEN THEY SHOWED UP THEY JUST – MADE HOLES IN THE HOUSE AND RAN A WIRE ON THE OUTSIDE TO CH BEDROOM AND CH – WENT NUCLEAR, BEEF O’GRADY’S NUCLEAR BONELESS WINGS – OFF, AND CALLED BRIGHTHOUSE TO GET IT FIXED BECAUSE – HE NEVER SAID WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO, AND HAD HE TOLD CH, THEY WOULD RUN A WIRE FROM WHERE-EVER TO CH BEDROOM TO GET THE CABLE, CH MIGHT NOT HAVE – MINDED, BUT HE JUST MADE HOLES IN CH HOUSE AND RAN A WIRE ON THE OUTSIDE, AND CH CALLED BRIGHTHOUSE, AND LEFT A VOICEMESSAGE, SO THEY KNEW CH WAS NOT OKAY WITH IT, TO RECORD CH, AND CH – WAS NOT NICE TO THEM, AND CH HEARD NOTHING, FOR A MONTH, NO CALL BACK, NO NOTHING, AND THEN SUDDENLY THEY SHOW UP AFTER A MONTH AND SAY THEY ARE GOING TO FIX IT, WELL, BY THEN, CH HAD, LIKELY HEARD FROM VIRGINIA, AND TOLD THE MAN, WHATEVER BECAUSE FROM THEN ON – ITS BETWEEN CH AND VIRGINIA! SO, CH LIKED THE VERIZON IN THE GARAGE, BUT HEARD SOMETHING TOO WRONG TO LET CONTINUE TO HAPPEN AS CH IS STILL NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE OFF OF AND – WENT SPECTRUM!

CH THINKS, CH ATTORNEY, THEY LOST THEIR MINDS, AND GOT OFF VR TAKEOVER TRACK, SUNGLASSES IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT – VR TAKEOVER, BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU, FROM THE DOCTOR, IS EYE GLASSES, SPICY EYES, EARL, YOU DON’T SEE SO WELL, MY EYES HURT – ‘CAUSE NONE OF YOU REALLY – READ BLACK HOLES AND READ BLACK AND ITS – SUCH A DISGRACE TO HAVE THE AMERICAN CAUGHT IN THIS BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU!

ITS GOING TO BE DIFFICULT TO REMOTE WORK THIS WITHOUT CH DIRECT INVOLVEMENT, CH ATTORNEY, ESPECIALLY SINCE CH DOESN’T REALLY KNOW THE GROOM OR THE GUESTS OR THE FAMILY, BUT FOR CH, THE HOTEL ROOMS, MUST READ – LIFE, AND NOT ALL HOTEL ROOMS, READ AS HAVING LIFE IN THEM, SO THE HOTEL ROOMS, MUST HAVE LIFE AND STRESS-FREE IN THEM, GOTTA READ, AN ADULT LIVES THERE, AND – GOTTA READ – THERE WILL BE – LIFE – ITS A WEDDING, IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE – A FUNERAL! GOT IT! AND THEY – REALLY LIKE THE IDEA, CH BROTHER – IS NEVER GOING TO MIND! BETTER TO HAVE THE LIFE EXPERIENCE, THAN NEVER HAVE IT – AT ALL!

SORRY, BIT SAD OVER THE WALDORF IN DC, CH ATTORNEY, THEY COULD ALSO HAVE THE BALLROOMS OR MEETING ROOMS RENTED SEVERAL NIGHTS FOR FAMILY DINNERS SERVED, AND RESERVE RESTAURANTS FOR LARGE PARTY THAT DOESN’T ALL HAVE TO BE SEATED TOGETHER, THAT’S DEFINITELY A GROWN-UP LIVES AT THE WALDORF IN DC, BIT SAD

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE, CH ATTORNEY, IF CH – MARK IT, 4/15/2026, 1:28PM, IF CH BOUGHT HER FIRST IPHONE, BOUGHT AN APPLE PHONE, TO BRING YOU TO – THIS DAY AND THIS TIME, TO BRING YOU TOGETHER, TO BRING THE WALDORF IN NEW YORK, WITH THE ICED TEA AND WALDORF SALAD WITH CH MOTHER TO – WASHINGTON DC! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! CH IS NOT GOING TO MIND, CH BROTHER IS NOT GOING TO MIND, CH FATHER MIGHT THINK, ITS TOO MUCH, BUT THE REALITY OF THE OUTCOME THAT WILL HAPPEN, WHEN PAYING FOR THIS – IS THE LIFE, THE LONGEIVITY OF LIFE THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM THE PRICE PAID OF THE EVENTS – IN WORK! ITS PAYING FOR BLUE SKIES OF FUTURE WORK – THAT IS THE OUTCOME OF PAYING SO MUCH MONEY! AND THAT’S TOO REAL OF A REACTION – TO NOT BE TRUE! AND CH STILL LIKES THE ROOM LAY-OUT OF EMBASSY SUITES AND HOMEWOOD SUITES, ESPECIALLY FOR A WEEK’S STAY, ITS JUST IN THE MINDS OF HUMANS, YOU JUST ACCEPT IT, USE WORDS LIKE FEELS BETTER, YET THE TRUTH IS ALSO – YOUR MIND ACCEPTS IT AS THE WAY LIFE IS – SUPPOSED TO BE! SO, THEY ARE NOT MAKING MEALS FOR THEMSELVES, OR STORING LEFTOVERS, REALLY, ITS JSUT – SQUARE FOOTAGE, AND THE OUTCOME OF PAYING FOR THIS AND SUCH AN EVENT AND WITH SO MUCH MONEY, IN THE MINDS OF OTHERS, IS TO PAY FOR YOUR FUTURE LIFE’S WORKS, YOU STOLE CH! OVER THIRTY YEARS CH HAS BEEN STOLEN, AND – YOU STOLE THIS HOUSE TOO – YOU OWE CH MORE THAN YOUR LIVES! UNBELIEVABLE! ;($#@!

CH ATTORNEY, CH THINKS THEY ASKED CH – FOR A BUDGET INCREASE, AS THIS IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING THEY WILL WANT TO TELL – THEIR GENERATIONS, AS HISTORY, THEY ATTENDED THE EVENT AND WEDDING, OF CH – AS ITS PREDICTED IN THE UMBRELLAS MOVIE, AS THE FRENCH THINK – CH HAS SEEN A CELESTRIAL EVENT – IN THE HEAVENS, SO CH WOULD LIKELY – DEFEND A BUDGET OF UP TO 700 US DOLLARS A NIGHT, AND THAT’S NOT ALL THE GIFTS AND WHATNOT THEY WILL RECIEVE EACH NIGHT – THIS IS TRULY A KNIGHTS WEDDING, BUT ITS GOT TO READ AND LOOK – LIKE AN ADULT LIVES THERE, AND CH HAS ELDERLY PEOPLE THAT CH WILL WANT CONSIDERATIONS FOR – ITS THE PRIVILEDGE OF DC TO HAVE – THE GENERATIONS, SO YOU’RE GONNA WANT TO NEED EMPTY ROOMS TOO, EVEN THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE, HAVE FAMILY MEALS, PERHAPS, THIS IS REALLY SOMEONE ELSE’S JOB, AND LITERALLY THEY LIKE CH BROTHER TO STAY IN THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE AND CH FATHER IN THE AMBASSADOR SUITE, CH BROTHER IS NOT GOING TO MIND, HAVING THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE – ALL TO HIMSELF, CH FATHER WILL PROBABLY THINK HE SHOULD BE IN SOMETHING MORE LIKE AN AMBASSADOR SUITE, AS CH KNOWS – THIS IS NOT THE LIFE THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE GJ – THAT’S WHY THE WHITE HOUSE HAS FALLEN – THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO ATTACK CH MOTHER, SO – ALL THE SUITES THEY HAVE IN A HOTEL – AND MORE, LET THEM HAVE THE BUDGET INCREASE, WHY DO YOU THINK THEY WORKED SO HARD TO TRY AND TURN CH REPUTATION INTO A PROSTITUTE AND WHORE – IT WILL BE CH REPUTATION, NOT EVEN ALL THE SAUDI MONEY WILL BE ON – THEIR REPUTATION, IT WILL – ALL BE ON CH, AND ITS MORE THAN AN HONOR AND A PRIVILEDGE – TOO! SO CH IS TELLING THEM TWO SEPERATE ROOMS BECAUSE – CH WANTS THE SQUARE FOOTAGE, IN THE ROOMS! THEY WILL NEED A PLACE TO SIT AND WORK, AND A PLACE TO SIT AND WATCH TELEVISION, AND THEY WILL NEED A PLACE TO SLEEP – WELL IN, AND THEN THEY WILL NEED THE PLACE TO PUT THE LUGGAGE AND THE CLOTHES, MEN DO NOT NEED AS MUCH ROOM FOR CLOTHES, BUT IT WILL BE A LOT OF LUGGAGE, THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN CH HEAD, WHO’VE NOT WORKED IN THE HOTEL INDUSTRY, AND SOMETHING SUCH AS A WEDDING WEEK, WHERE WE PLAN FOR DINNERS, AND PHOTOGRAPHER’S AND SO ON, YOU MIGHT NEED ROOMS, JUST TO STORE THEIR LUGGAGE AND DRESSES AND HAVE PEOPLE IRON FOR THEM, IF NOT THE HOTEL STAFF, AS CH – WANTS THE FAMILY AND GUESTS TO NOT DO – ANY OF THAT WORK, AND IF A HOTEL HAS A SPA – THEY WILL WANT TO INCREASE THE BUDGET TO – SEVERAL SPA TREATMENTS – FOR EVERYONE, ITS JUST WHAT IS APPROPRIATE IN THEIR MINDS! ITS NOT A REAL OCCASSION IF YOUR STUFFED IN A ROOM WITH LUGGAGE AND CLOTHES AND DRESSES, AND THEN, THEY SHOULD WANT TO BUY SOME THINGS IN DC, THEMSELVES! AND THEN, SOMEONE’S JOB TO COORDINATE THE COMMUNICATIONS, AND SENDING THINGS BACK TO THEIR HOUSES, THIS SHOULD BE TREATED AS SOMETHING MORE THAN A COURTHOUSE WEDDING, THEY WILL – LOVE YOU FOREVER, IT IS SUCH AN HONOR AND IT WILL – RESTORE A – LOT, FOR DC!