YOU GET ONE MORE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME INTO MASTERBATING AND FEELING LIKE A LOW WOMAN BECAUSE NO MAN HAS ASKED TO MARRY ME OR KEEP ME AS A GIRLFRIEND, I’LL SNATCH THAT FUCK RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU RELENT AND APOLOGIZE TO ME AND THE FEMALE SEX FOR BEING A FUCKING MORON NOT WORTHY OF THE EJACULATION OF A WET DREAM!

I WAS BORN WITH RUSSIAN JEW FROM AN INTELLIGENCE STRAIGHT MAN (SPOKE INAUDIBLY, THINKING, WHILE I WAS IN MY MOTHER’S WOMB) WHO SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN JAIL (POINT BREAK, YOU THINK MY WIFE LIKES THIS HAIR) TO INFILTRATE SOME INMATES AND GET INSIDER INFORMATION AS A COVER, SO THAT IS MY RUSSIAN JEW CONNECTION AND THEY MUST SPEAK RUSSIAN WELL OR IT WILL NOT PASS MY TEST OF THEM, RUSSIAN DEFECTOR (MUSE SONG, WESLEY FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE).

AN INVASION OF PRIVACY LIKE A PERSON IN YOUR REAL BRAIN AND WATCHING YOU IN YOUR OWN HOME WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE OR PERMISSION IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, YOU WOULD YELL AT PEOPLE TOO, JUST TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE AS THOUGH YOU SHOULD – JUST ACCEPT IT!

RELAXING TECHNIQUES LIKE BREATHING EXERCISES, WOULD PROBABLY MORE USEFUL THAN THERAPY BECAUSE THERAPISTS DON’T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING, AND SHE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ALONE, AND SHE HARDLY SMILES?! REALLY?!

HERE IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME WITH CHAPPAQUIDDICK, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, DOSING SOME ALCOHOL, WITH THE HELP OF PEOPLE, HAVING THE VICTIM BEING NOT COMPLETELY OUT OR UNDER NOR FULLY AWAKE, TALK TO THEM, REARRANGE THE CRIME SCENE, NOT QUITE LIKE HYPNOSIS, ALSO HAVING THE PERPETRATOR CONTINUE THE ILLUSION (THE ILLUSIONIST MOVIE) AFTER THE ALCOHOL HAS WORN OFF CREATING A FALSE MEMORY AND DOUBT IN THE VICTIMS MIND, THERE IS TOO MUCH INCONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE AND SUSPICION IS TOO EASY