HANNIBAL YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE! GET AWAY FROM HIS EX-WIFE! NO MERCY! YOU SHOULD NOT BE THE ONE TO DO IT!! I WANT HIS EX-WIFE BITCH DEAD! YOU, HANNIBAL HAVE LOST YOUR PRIVILEGES OF BEING ABLE TO SEXUALLY FANTASIZE ABOUT ME! HANNIBAL AND HIS STIMULUS GAS CAN GO! I WILL NOT HAVE HIM ANYMORE! HE IS NO GOOD WITHOUT ZOHAN! AND HANNIBAL HAS NO CLUE WHAT HE IS DOING ANYMORE!! I WON’T THANK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FOR DESTROYING MY WORK IN HANNIBAL!! HAS HE TAKEN HIS BLEACH BATH AND SCRUBBED HIS BODY YET?! HE NEEDS ANOTHER MAN TO HELP HIM POUR THE BLEACH ALL OVER HIM AND HIS BODY AND HE MUST BE STARK NAKED!! IN HIS EARS AND BODY IN EVERY CREVICE! HANNIBAL MUST STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

JIMMY HOFFA ON HIS BEST DAY WAS A 3, ON A SCALE OF 1 – 10, 10 BEING SCARY BAD TROUBLE WANTED MAN, AND 1 BEING ON THE FBI’S WATCH LIST, THAT DISGUSTING PIECE OF FLESH THAT GOT CAUGHT AND DEAD, WITH MY X-SMALL BIKINI PURCHASE, AND TARGET IS MAKING MY LIFE SO MISERABLE FOR GETTING THESE SUPER BAD MEN – OFF THE MARKET, I DON’T WANT TO BOTHER GOING ANYMORE, THAT DISGUSTING MAN WAS ABOUT A 7 OR AN 8, IF MEN CANNOT HANDLE THE 10 LEVEL THEY NEED TO GO! I WILL ALWAYS CATCH 10 AND ABOVES! THE WORLD DOESN’T WANT THOSE MEN – OFF THE MARKET?! FOR A FACE MASK?!

CONGRATULATIONS HANNIBAL YOU THINK YOU ARE A REAL BAD ASS!! WHO CAUGHT WHO MOTHERFUCKER! AND HOW OLD WAS I WHEN I SO MUCH AS A SLIGHT GLANCE CAUGHT HANNIBAL LECTER?! I CAUGHT YOU, I MADE YOU BETTER!! DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!