HAVEN’T I ALREADY WRITTEN THIS?! I GREW A MUSHROOM ON MY BACK FROM FROZEN, IS NOT A MUSHROOM, IT’S A FUN GUY (INTELLIGENCE), GREW – MEANS, EW! GR, CODE FOR RING FINGER. IT’S THE PHOTGRAPH I USED TO HAVE OF ME AT A PORTLAND MALL WITH A SANTA CLAUS, SANTA AT MY BACK, WHILE SOMEONE SPOKE INAUDIBLY, LIKE MEN WHO LIKE TO SEXUALLY ABUSE CHILDREN, AND THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN OF ME, STANDING AND NOT SITTING IN SANTA’S LAP, MAKING AN, EW, GROSS, FACE!

FAT, DISGUSTING, UGLY BODY! CHERITH IS FAT, UGLY, DISGUSTING! CHERITH IS FAT! CHERITH IS UGLY! CHERITH IS DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND WE GET TO HUMILIATE HER UNTIL SHE DIES! CHERITH IS A DISGUSTING CREATURE! LET’S TORTURE HER SOME MORE! HA-HA, HE-HE! CHERITH IS UGLY! CHERITH IS FLABBY! CHERITH HAS UGLY BODY PARTS! CHERITH’S FACE IS UGLY! LET’S MAKE IT UGLIER! CHERITH IS THE GROSSEST PERSON ALIVE! LOOK HOW DISGUSTING SHE IS TO LOOK AT! SHE’S SO UGLY! CONSTANTLY GASSED OVER AND OVER IT IS TORTURE AND NOT WORTH STAYING ALIVE FOR! ALL YOU PEOPLE SEE IS HOW TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF ME! I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY MORE VIRTUAL “LOVE INTERESTS”! IS THIS WHERE WE SAY GOODBYE, DAVID? GOODBYE, HANNY?! BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER WANTED NOT AGREED NOT BEEN OK WITH BEING ALIVE IN THIS SUSPENDED ANIMATION! ALIVE, BUT REALLY DEAD INSIDE! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE AND PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE DIED AND BEEN KILLED PEOPLE IN 2014, TO STOP THIS FROM GOING ANY FURTHER!! YOU PEOPLE ALL ACT LIKE IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO CONTINUE WITHOUT EVER GIVING ME MY LIFE BACK! IT LOOKS LIKE TO ME NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE DIED THEN! BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM ENDING IT SINCE NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO!

ANY PERSON WHO BELIEVES I AM ABLE TO LIVE THIS SUSPENDED DISBELIEF LIFE IS INSANE! ZERO PRIVACY IN MY BEDROOM! IN MY HEAD! ZERO PRIVACY ON THE TOILET! WHILE BATHING! WHILE DRESSING! WHILE GROOMING! WHILE THINKING! ZERO PRIVACY IN EVER RELATIONSHIP AND MOST RELATIONSHIPS LIKE FRIENDS – DON’T GET TO EXIST IN MY LIFE?! AND YOU MORONS EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE IN ANY OF YOU?! EVEN THE FBI?! YOU MORONS THINK I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU WHEN YOU AREN’T ABLE TO DO ONE SIMPLE THING LIKE GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE AND LET ME BE A REAL PERSON?! HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I ENDURE THESE CRIMINALS?! AND THIS STUPID, FAT, UGLY, POT-BELLIED, DISGUSTING, UGLY BODY?! I GUESS IT’S BETTER TO LET THIS WORLD – GO! AND BE WITH MY MOTHER AGAIN! READ THE $$ DOLLAR SIGNS, ALL YOU PEOPLE THINK AND CARE ABOUT IS HOW MUCH MONEY YOU WILL MAKE OFF OF ME, THEN SHE DIES! ALL THEY SEE IS HOW TO MAKE A BUCK – OFF OF ME! USE ME UNTIL I’M DEAD, LIKE A HORSE!

BE AWARE: MOST ADMIRERS (90 – 95%) OF CHERITH GJESTLAND, I WOULD IGNORE, MEANING, THEY ARE MOSTLY HARMLESS. DID YOU KNOW, DAVID THIS IS A REAL-LIFE PROFILE OF YOUR REAL FORMER GIRLFRIEND, AND A REAL FEMALE CRIMINAL IN THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF CRIMINAL MINDS?!