HAVEN’T I ALREADY WRITTEN THIS?! I GREW A MUSHROOM ON MY BACK FROM FROZEN, IS NOT A MUSHROOM, IT’S A FUN GUY (INTELLIGENCE), GREW – MEANS, EW! GR, CODE FOR RING FINGER. IT’S THE PHOTGRAPH I USED TO HAVE OF ME AT A PORTLAND MALL WITH A SANTA CLAUS, SANTA AT MY BACK, WHILE SOMEONE SPOKE INAUDIBLY, LIKE MEN WHO LIKE TO SEXUALLY ABUSE CHILDREN, AND THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN OF ME, STANDING AND NOT SITTING IN SANTA’S LAP, MAKING AN, EW, GROSS, FACE!