BOB, BE REAL FUCKING CAREFUL, THIS SONA KNIGHTS BITCH BELIEVES SHE CAN OUTSMART YOU. SHE THINKS SHE OWNS YOU, ON STRATEGY. FURTHERMORE, SHE BELIEVES SHE IS UNSTOPPABLE, CANNOT BE TOUCHED, AND IS KING OF THE WORLD – HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?! SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME, BREATHE AROUND ME, GET NEAR A TEN FOOT POLE – IN MY AREA CODE, AND SHE WALKS AROUND HERE WITH HER DILDO STRAP-ON’S AS THOUGH SHE IS THE ONLY AUTHORITY IN THE GODDAMN WORLD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS – INTELLIGENTLY?! I’LL TELL YOU, IT MEANS SHE HAS KNOWN TERRORISTS, THE FBI’S NEW NUMBER 1’S, AND MORE – NOT AT A FOREIGN ADDRESS, SHE HAS THEM SAFELY TUCKED AWAY WITHIN THE UNITED STATES BORDERS!!! YOU WANNA SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN, OR DO I REALLY HAVE TO GET ANGRY?! THIS – THIS, SONA KNIGHTS WOMAN PLOT I’VE ALREADY BEEN HERE BEFORE, I WENT ON A DAILY WRITING RAMPAGE – JUST THE SAME ABOUT BEING DENIED A DAY-SHIFT! SO, LET’S BE REAL FUCKING CLEAR – AGAIN, YOU DIDN’T CAPTURE AND KILL BIN LADEN WHEN I WORKED AT DISNEY AFTER FBI MAN CONFIRMED ME AS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, AND SONA WAS ONE OF MY SUPERVISOR’S BY THE NAME PATTY! I’VE HAD IT WITH BEING NICE, AND HAPPY, AND SMILING FOR THE SAKE OF MY QUALITY OF LIFE WHILE THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE DOESN’T DO A GODDAMN THING ABOUT CAPTURING AND KILLING YOUR REAL FUCKING TARGETS, AND THEIR GODDAMN SALARIES ARE MORE THAN FIVE TIMES WHAT I WOULD MAKE IN A FUCKING YEAR!!! I GAVE INTELLIGENCE THE CORRECT LOCATION OF BIN LADEN IN THE YEAR 2000!! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE COME AROUND HERE AFTER BIN LADEN GOT FUCKING DEAD WITHOUT ANY OF YOU FUCKERS – LIKE YOU GET TO NOW – SCHOOL ME!! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU THOUGHT ABOUT A MAN – AND HE GOT FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE OF IT?! I AM REAL FUCKING RUSSIAN JEW MAD AT PRESENT!! YOU HAVE AGAIN RUINED A FAMILY EVENING TOGETHER OF SORTS!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! GET YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER NOSES OUT OF MY GODDAMN LIFE – THEY NEED TO BE CHOPPED OFF, NOT HIDDEN! JUST LIKE A THIEF IS KNOWN FOR BEING – HAND-LESS!! BOB, THIS BITCH SONA KNIGHTS, HAS YOUR NUMBER, I SUGGEST – YOU MOP THE FLOOR WITH HER, AND ALL WHO’VE COME BEFORE HER AND THOSE WAITING – WEIGHTING – IN THE WINGS!! I’VE REALLY FUCKING HAD IT WITH GIRLY MEN, SISSIFIED, EYE BROW WAXING MEN, I WANT SOME REAL FUCKING ACTION TAKING PLACE – AND I WANT SOME GODDAMN RESPECT FOR BIN LADEN DEAD, THAT MEANS A FUCKING LESBIAN DOES NOT GET TO PARADE ME AROUND ON A FUCKING LEASH!! I WANT SONA KNIGHTS DEAD! I WANT ROY AND MARY CAMPBELL DEAD!! RUSSIAN, FUCKING JEW MAD!!