YOU ASKED FOR IT! IF THIS JIMMY HOFFA BELIEVES HE CAN WOE ME AFTER BEING HIRED TO MURDER ME – HE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING!! LET ME TELL YOU WHO THIS MAN IS – A MAN WHO WAS NOT LOVED ENOUGH AS A BOY, BY HIS OWN MOTHER, WHO’S FATHER WAS A SPORADIC FIGURE IN HIS LIFE, SINCE THOSE WHO, HIS PARENTS, WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE AND TEACH AND GUIDE HIM INTO MANHOOD BECAUSE OF FINANCIAL STRESS AND STRAIN, AND PARENTHOOD DOES NOT REQUIRE A TEST OR LICENSE, ANY PERSON, UNLESS THEIR IS SOME OTHER BIRTH DEFECT CAN BE A PARENT AND CREATE CHILDREN, NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SKILLS TO BE A MOTHER OR A FATHER, HE SOUGHT PERSONS WHO HAD THE NEAREST FORM OF LOVE HOODLUMS AND GANGSTERS AND HE – IS NOT THAT SMART. HE COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE A CHALLENGE TO THE FEDS, HE’S LIKE A PIECE OF CAKE, CAKEWALK, THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING FROM THIS MAN IN A MATTER OF HOURS! DOES THE FBI NEED ME TO LEAD AND DIRECT THEM TOO?! RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE, WORKING FOR THE MEDIA AND THE WASHINGTON POST, WORKING FOR AMAZON AND OTHER EMPLOYERS, AND DECIPHERING CODE ISN’T ALREADY ENOUGH?! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME BELIEVE THE UNITED STATES HAS TURNED INTO THE MARSHMALLOW MAN, THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY MAN, WHEN WERE ARE CARVED FROM – STONE! AND, WHAT IS WITH THIS DOG REVOLUTION?!