LEGAL TEAM: IS THIS TRUE, THE PRESIDENT OF AFGHANISTAN SAID HIS OLD FASHIONED MALT MILKSHAKE WAS THE BEST READ OF HIM, UM, LIKE, EVER?! NO ONE HAS COME CLOSE?! THEN, WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL SURPRISED?! YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I AM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE VIRTUAL CAMERAS!