WHAT DID THEY TRY TO DO WITH THAT TURTLE?! TRY AND MAKE HIM ATTACK ME AND BE MENACING?! I TOLD THE TURTLE NO THAT IS NOT WHO YOU ARE! YOU ARE A TURTLE! AND I DID NOT HAVE TO HARM THE TURTLE IN ANY WAY! I SPOKE TO HIM! TURTLE! WITH LOVE! TURTLE! AND HE WENT BACK TO BEING, JUST A TURTLE! HAVE THEY, ARE THEY GUILTY OF TRYING TO FORCE ME TO INGEST, EVIL?! EVIL AIR CONCOCTIONS?! AND, EXPEL IT INSTEAD?! BELCH, EXPEL IT! FART, EXPEL IT! PEE AND POOP, EXPEL IT?! THE EVIDENCE OF THEIR GUILT IS MY WEIGHT!

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