ATTORNEY YOU NEED TO GO ON A DIET!!! YOU ARE TOO FAT! GET THAT WEIGHT OFF OF YOU!! YOU NEED TO GO ON A JUICE CLEANSE, NOTHING BUT FRESH JUICED JUICES AND BOILED CHICKEN BREASTS, NO SEASONINGS, ONLY WATER, BLACK COFFEE, GREEN TEA, ORGANIC HONEY IS ACCEPTABLE, NO SUGAR, NO SALT, NO CREAM OR MILK, FOR ABOUT SEVEN DAYS, A WEEK, NO ALCOHOL EITHER, AFTER A WEEK, SENSIBLE MEALS, AND ABSOLUTELY NO WAWA GAS!!! YOU SHOULD GET A VEGAN CHEF TO PREPARE ALL YOUR MEALS WHILE ON THE SENSIBLE MEALS! YOU WILL BE SURPRISED WHAT THE ONE WEEK CLEANSE (HE PROBABLY WON’T LIKE IT, JUST THINK OF IT AS ONE DAY, THEN ONE MORE DAY, AND IT IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD JUST SEVEN DAYS – HE PROBABLY WON’T DO THE CLEANSE BECAUSE OF HIS WORKLOAD) WILL DO FOR YOU AND YOUR BODY! YOU SHOULD ALSO HAVE A MASSUESE ABOUT THREE TIMES A WEEK, BACK AND FEET, I WOULD GET YOU A MEN FACIAL SPA TREATMENTS ABOUT ONCE A MONTH, AND YOU WANT AN INDOOR GYM, A SAUNA, ARTIC DIP OR ICE POOL, REALLY COLD WATER AND JUST BIG ENOUGH TO JUMP IN AND GET OUT, GO IN THE SAUNA THEN, ARTIC DIP, LAP POOL WITH CURRENT TO SWIM AGAINST, STATIONARY BIKE AND SOMETHING LIKE A BOWFLEX MACHINE WOULD BE YOUR PREFERENCE, I COULD DESIGN YOU AN INDOOR GYM I AM REALLY GOOD AT DESIGNING HOUSES TOO! DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WANT AN INDOOR GYM?! YOU DON’T REALLY WANT TO LIVE IN FLORIDA, YOU WANT A COOLER CLIMATE, ME TOO! MOST LIKELY YOU WOULD PREFER A SPECIALITY SHOP WHERE THEY CREATE A SCENT AND SCENTED PRODUCTS LIKE SOAP, PERSONALLY, JUST FOR YOU, AND THAT IS WHY WE GET ALONG SO WELL. NOT SNOBBISH, OR ELITISTS, IN HIS MIND IT IS MORE OF AN ELEVATED MIND-SET, SOMETHING LIKE PERSONALLY MADE SOAP PUTS HIS MIND IN A BETTER PLACE.

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