HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE, I BOUGHT MY FATHER THE NEW ZEALAND ALL BLACKS BACK PACK – ON PURPOSE! AND, FOR ME, IT WAS QUITE AN EXPENSIVE PURCHASE! I BOUGHT IT ON PURPOSE AND MY FATHER LIKED IT AND GUESS WHAT BEYONCÉ (PRETTY SURE SHE WAS IN KEY WEST IN 2016) MADE A SONG ABOUT IT! ALL YOUR BOXES TO THE LEFT, YOU’RE REPLACEABLE (INTELLIGENCE), YOU DON’T WALK UP TO ME IN PERSON AND TALK TO ME WITHOUT EARPIECES OR A DEMON PORTAL MASK TO GIVE YOU SOME FALSE SENSE OF POWER OR BRAVADO YOU LOOK LIKE MEN WITHOUT A PENIS! YOU LOOK LIKE MEN WHO CAN’T! YOU LOOK LIKE, I AM SO A’SCARED OF THE LITTLE ITTY BITTY GIRL, CHERITH I CAN’T EVEN WALK UP TO HER AND ASK HER FOR A COFFEE AND A FIVE MINUTE CHAT! NOT A ONE OF YOU?! YOU ALL LOOK LIKE FUCKING COWARDS! ARE YOU SO SURE THAT IS THE IMAGE YOU WANT TO PORTRAY TO THE WORLD?! AMERICA IS FULL OF IMPOTENT MEN UNABLE TO GET AN ERECTION?! I AM IN AN AIRPORT OUT OF MY TOWN OR STATE AND NONE OF YOU COULD STAGE A FIVE MINUTE MEET CUTE?! OR ANYWHERE?! YOU LOOK LIKE COWARDS! :($!