I SMELL PINE TAR, PINE IS JUST A COLOR, IGNORE THE TAR IT WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD YOU NOWHERE. MOSTLY, THE TAR SAYS, SAP, LIKE FOSSILIZED SAP, BUT IT REALLY MEANS NOTHING. PINE IS A COLOR, AND REALLY, YOU WANT BAMBOO STICKS. ASK THEM IF BAMBOO STICKS MEANS ANYTHING TO THEM. AND TELL THEM, QUITE LITERALLY, VERBATIM, A BABY’S DIAPER NEEDS TO BE CHANGED. THEN, BE QUIET! AMERICAN’S TALK TOO MUCH! AND, GET THEM SOME TEA (HOT) WITH BISCUITS! MY PREFERENCE IS SHORTBREAD COOKIES OR BISCUITS, AND SERVE IT WITH IRISH BREAKFAST TEA AND ANOTHER BLACK TEA AND KOSHER SUGAR, CUBES IF YOU ARE ABLE, HALF AND HALF CREAM AND 2% MILK AND EVAPORATED MILK, IN A TIN, EVAPORATED MILK COMES IN A TIN, A CAN, YOU’LL NEED A BOTTLE OPENER. I SEE AN OLIVE TREE MADE INTO A SERVING DISH, OBLONG, TELL THEM THAT, EXCEPT I THINK THEY WANT TO SEE PICTURES FROM ISREAL OF A BIBLICAL LOCATION(S) AND OLIVE TREES! GO! THESE ARE ORDERS! :($!