HELP! I NEED MY FORMER ATTORNEY BACK! ALTHOUGH HE MESSED UP AND IS EITHER DEAD OR DISAPPEARED, HE HAD A NEARLY PERFECT EMPLOYMENT SET UP! WHY DID YOU LET KNIGHTS RUIN IT?! MY HONEST TEA JUST SAID, THEY’RE INCAPABLE! HE HAD A PERFECT LOCATION, AND THE LOCATION IS SEVERELY IMPORTANT, NEARLY PERFECT SCHEDULE, HAD WORLD LEADERS SCHEDULED, AND YOU LET KNIGHTS RUIN IT! NEARLY PERFECT! THE PAY COULD HAVE BEEN CLOSER TO $20/HOUR, OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS NEARLY PERFECT AND YOU LET KNIGHTS RUIN IT, JUST LIKE HANNIBAL! HELP! I NEED A LEGAL TEAM TO GET ME EMPLOYED! HELP! YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO INTO ANOTHER VERY SERIOUS AFGHANISTAN PROBLEM BECAUSE I AM UNEMPLOYED! HELP YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE SENDING ME DEAD PEOPLE OF CRIMES AND YOU ARE NOT PAYING ME TO DO IT! HELP! HELP! HELP!! HELP! :($!