WHO WANTS A SANDWICH?! SHOULD BE MADE FROM EITHER TOASTED TORTILLAS, OR A VERY THIN ITALIAN KIND OF BREAD, LAYERS, TURKEY LUNCHEON MEAT, GREEN LEAF LETTUCE, ORGANIC VINE RIPENED TOMATOES, SALT AND PEPPER FRESHLY GROUND ON THE TOMATOES, RED ONION THIN SLICED, ALFALFA SPROUTS, WHITE ORGANIC CHEDDAR SLICED ABOUT A QUARTER OF AN INCH THICK, LAYER, LAY’S (PRETTY SURE THAT’S THE BRAND) RIDGES POTATO CHIPS SLIGHTLY CRUSHED (THEY’RE GOOD AND SALTY) LAYER, LOW-FAT OR HOMEMADE LOW-FAT THINLY SPREAD CREAM CHEESE, PLAIN, WITH FRESH WATERCRESS, NOT CHOPPED, JUST THE LEAF, DON’T SKIMP ON THE AMOUNT OF WATERCRESS, LAYER, THINLY SPREAD CREAM CHEESE WITH FRESH-CUT AND CHOPPED CHIVES ABOUT A QUARTER OF AN INCH THICK, KALAMATA OLIVES, DRAINED, FINELY CHOPPED, GREEN OLIVES WITH PIMENTO CHOPPED, LAYER, THIN SPREAD ORGANIC OR HOMEMADE LOW-FAT MAYONAISE WITH THINLY SLICED CUCUMBERS NEATLY STACKED, FRESH GRATED SALT AND PEPPER, LAYER, MAYONNAISE OR MUSTARD OR NONE ON THE TURKEY BREAD SIDE DEPENDING ON YOUR PREFERENCE, PRESSED SLIGHTLY WHEN CUT AT AN ANGLE, SERVED ON A PLATE WITH A PASTA SALAD OF SOMETHING SMALL LIKE RISOTTO OR RICE WITH THE SAME GREENS, GREEN LEAF LETTUCE, WATERCRESS, CHIVES, BIT OF DRESSING OR SOMETHING ELSE TO BIND OR CREATE THE INGREDIENTS TO BE COHESIVE, AND A SMALL SIDE DISH OF HOMEMADE WATERMELON PICKLES, WITH CHERRY COBBLER, OR CHERRY TART, OR SOME OTHER FRESH CHERRY (DEFINITELY NOT CANNED STORE BOUGHT CHERRY FILING) DESSERT WITH PASTRY, MORE PASTRY OR COBBLE THAN A SLICE OF CHERRY PIE, VANILLA ICE CREAM OR WHIPPED TOPPING IF ANYONE WANTS, I WOULD HAVE AVAILABLE, HOT BLACK TEA OR GREEN IN A PROPERLY MADE POT OF TEA, WITH ORGANIC SUGAR, ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER, ORGANIC FARM FRESH IF AVAILABLE HONEY, 2% ORGANIC MILK, HALF AND HALF OR EVAPORATED MILK, FRESHLY BREWED COFFE, ICE WATER IN JUGS, OF EITHER SLICED CUCUMBERS OR SLICED AND WEDGES OF LEMONS, TWO CHOICE OF FLAVORED WATER, OR REGULAR WATER OF COURSE, SERVED IN A GLASS WITH ICE, A LIGHT ALE OR LIGHT BEER, AND A WHITE WINE, ALTHOUGH RED WINE IS MY PREFERENCE OF WINES, AND BAKING BREAD (NO BREAD MACHINE) IS ONE PAST-TIMES, OR HOBBIES IN THE KITCHEN! ORGANIC OF ALL INGREDIENTS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, FRESH FROM A FARM OR PRODUCER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, DO NOT REMOVE THE SKINS OF THE CUCUMBERS AT ALL, AND HOMEMADE FROM SCRATCH MADE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, AS I WRITE THIS LONG DESCRIPTION, I WONDER TO MYSELF, AM I A GENEROUS HOST?! I WANT TO BE A GENEROUS HOST, TO SHOW MY LOVE, AND APPRECIATION, I DO NOT WANT TO BE TOO GENEROUS TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF, AND THIS MEAL SEEMS VERY BASIC TO ME, IT’S DIFFICULT GIVEN MY PRESENT LIVING CIRCUMSTANCES TO DETERMINE IF A SANDWICH MEAL IS ENOUGH OF A MEAL, YET IT WILL DEFINITELY BE EATEN, EITHER WAY!