CHERITH CANNOT BELIEVE SHE IS HAVING TO WRITE THIS! IT IS SO GAUCHE TO CHERITH IT LITERALLY PAINS HER PERSON ALL THE WAY TO HER SPIRIT! THAT LITTLE BLACK BOY AT CHURCH WHO WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD, CHERITH GREETED WITH – HI! HOW ARE YOU! COULD I HAVE ONE OF THOSE?! SO EXCITED, SINCERELY, LIKE A PERSON IS SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN (PROBABLY) GREETING WHAT…ROYAL SUBJECTS?! THAT LITTLE BOY WAS SO SURPRISED TO GET SUCH A BIG HELLO FROM CHERITH HE ALMOST FORGOT HE WAS THERE TO HAND OUT THINGS! AND THEN, THE EVIL KNIGHTS WOMAN HAD TO RUIN IT AGAIN! BECAUSE SHE IS PSYCHO CRAZY! UGH! UGLY FAT GASSERS! :($!