DEAR GOD, PREPARE THIS BREAKFAST FOR CHERITH, CHERITH HAS DONE NOTHING BUT WORK UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE SINCE THE MOMENT CHERITH WAS BORN, AND THAT EVIL AMAZON MASTERED KNIGHTS WHORE WOMAN HAS TAKEN AWAY CHERITH’S LIFES WORK: ON AN ALTER TABLE MADE OF ASH WOOD, WITH A WHITE LINEN TABLE CLOTH, ON A WHITE PORCELAIN PLATE MADE IN CHINA, PLACE RED AND CONCORD GRAPES RIPE AND SWEETENED BY THE SUN IN A WHOLE CLUSTER EACH CUT FROM THE VINE, THE CHEAPEST NON-ORGANIC EGGS SCRAMBLED, PORK BACON COOKED IN LARD, SPRINKLE THE ENTIRE TABLE WITH THE CHEAPEST TABLE SALT, PLACE THE ALTER TABLE IN THE WILD NOT VISITED BY PEOPLE, RETURN IN TWO WEEKS TIME AND BURY THE REMAINDER SIX FEET UNDER THE EARTH, AND LET IT DECOMPOSE AND ROT BACK TO THE EARTH, PLACE ANY DECOMPOSING NATURAL ACCELERANTS IN THE GRAVE, IN JESUS NAME, AMEN! CHERITH

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