ECA! I DON’T KNOW WHO DID THIS ONE, FROM LORD OF THE RINGS, WHEN FOUND, DO NOT DESTROY THE RING! THE RING IN LOTR, THEY – HEAD TO MOUNT DOOM TO DESTROY IS AHEAD OF ITS TIME, FICTIONAL, A METAPHOR, STORY-TELLING, OTS NOT A YOUTUBE HOW-TO MANUEL! WHEN FOUND – DO NOT DESTROY THE RING! THE RING – IS SATAN! IF FOUND, DO NOT DESTROY SATAN! YOU RETURN IT TO ITS OWNER! IF FOUND, IN AN OBJECT, FOR INSTANCE, SUCH AS A RING, YOU RETURN IT – TO ITS OWNER! IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU! YOU CANNOT KEEP IT! IT IS – NEVER – A FOUND OBJECT – THAT IS A GROSS MISLIE! WHEN YOU FIND A CHILD, YOU RETURN IT TO ITS OWNER, ITS PARENT(S), CHARGED WITH THE CARE OF THE CHILD, BY LAW, UNTIL ADULTHOOD! YOU CANNOT KEEP IT, IT’S AGAINST THE LAW, AND YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE THE THEFT – OF THIS CHILD! GOLLUM, IS A BAD MUM, MU – MUM, LL, TWO LEGS, GO – 22, TEIKWW’S ADDRESS! A BAD MUM, WE DON’T USE THAT WORD – IN AMERICA! YOU CANNOT KEEP IT! YOU MUST RETURN IT TO ITS OWNER! IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE OWNER, YOU MUST RETURN IT TO A SAFE PLACE WHERE AUTHORITIES – GET PAID TO DO WORK SUCH AS RETURNING STOLEN PROPERTY, THEY HAVE SIGNS EVERYWHERE TO TELL PEOPLE – SAFE PLACE! DESTROYING IT MEANS YOU ARE HEADED FOR DOOM JUST AS GOLLUM DIED! PEOPLE, HUMANS ARE NOT MEANT TO DESTROY SATAN – I AM! I WILL! BUT, NOT FOR A HOLLYWOOD ENTERTAINMENT, NOR ANYONE ELSE! WHEN FOUND LIKE A RING – RETURN IT, UNHARMED, TO ITS OWNER – THAT’S HOW TO STAY ALIVE! DESTROYING IT WILL BE YOUR DOOM! AND REMEMBER, JUST LIKE THE BIBLE, LOTR WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME! YOU MUST HAVE AN INTERPRETER, TO NOT BE MISUNDERSTOOD! CAO! ;($!