SO, I GOT HOLLYWOOD BADGES WHO’VE BEEN COMING TO MY REGISTER, AND – THE FIRST THING THEY DO – IS TRY AND MAKE ME FEEL – LIKE A SCHMUCK! LIKE I AM INFERIOR AND THEY ARE SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR TO ME, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS SOME MAGIC TRICKS OF – HAND TRICKERY, TO LET ME KNOW – WHAT?! BECAUSE I DON’T EVEN THINK THEY KNOW! YOU – DON’T CONSULT WITH CHERITH TO ASK – IS THE POLICE DEPARTMENT IN LOS ANGELES, BUSY?! YEAH, ITS GODDAMN BUSY! BUT, YOU DON’T USE CHERITH – FOR THAT! CHERITH IS WAAY TOO GODDAMN SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT – TO BE USED SO – TRIVIALLY! AND – YOU MAKE – ME FEEL LIKE A GODDAMN IDIOT AND SCHMUCK?! YOU STARTED A FIGHT! NOW – I’M COMING AFTER YOU! IF YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE ON A CASE – YOU CAN’T READ! I – CAN READ! YOU CAN’T READ IT SO I CAN READ IT – I’M LIKELY TO COME AFTER YOU! SOMETHING IS SUSPICIOUS! YOU DON’T CONSULT WITH CHERITH ABOUT SOME CON AS SIMPLE AS SCAMMERS – CHERITIH IS WAY TOO SOPHISTICATED FOR YOU AND TOO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO THE WELFARE OF THE GODDAMN GOVERNMENT – FOR YOU FATHEADS – TO PLAY SIMPLETON! I – ACTUALLY – DON’T READ FOR YOU! I CAN GIVE ALL KINDS OF DETAIL, BUT I AM NOT A FREAK! SO – I DON’T READ! NOT BEFORE THE HEADPHONES, NOT WITH YOUR HEADPHONES, AND I WON’T – AFTER! YOU CAN’T KEEP YOUR BOUNDARIES STRAIGHT – THAT IS NOT MY JOB! FUCKING WATERMELON THINKS ITS FUNNY TO BLAST ME WITH STALE OLD URINE SMELL – TO FIGHT WITH MY CIA! THIS FUCKING WORK IS SO GODDAMN BENEATH ME – I SHOULD LET YOU ALL – FALL INTO THE TRAP OF – YOU JUST CAN’T USE CHERITH TO PLAY FANTASY! THIS IS THE REAL WORLD AND REAL WORLD REQUIRES – REAL WORK! GOD TOLD MOSES, OR JOSEPH, OR NOAH, OR WHOMEVER IN THE BIBLE, GOD WILL HELP YOU, THIS IS WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO, ITS NOT – TELLING GOD TO COME DOWN OFF HIS THRONE AND – HAND YOU SWEETIES BECAUSE GOD LOVES HUMANS SO MUCH, HE’S GOING TO WANT TO COEM DOWN TO EARTH AND WALK WITH YOU AND JUST – HAND EVERY SWEETIE IN THE ENTIRE PLANET, OH AND THERE’S NO ONE ELSE ON THE PLANET WITH YOU, JUST YOU AND GOD, AND GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE’S GONNA GET OFF HIS THRONE, AND HAND YOU SWEETIES – FOREVER – IS FUCKING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS! MOSES – GO UP TO THE MOUNTAIN GOD WANTS TO TALK WITH YOU, MOSES – HAS TO ACTUALLY – GO! GOD AIN’T GOING TO COME OFF HIS THRONE AND – DO IT YOUR WAY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO – IS GO! JOSHUA, THESE PEOPLE ARE ENEMIES AND GOD WANTS TO GIVE YOU THEIR LAND – JOSHUA HAS TO ACTUALLY – GO! GOD IS NOT GOING TO JUST MAKE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR, JOSHUA HAS TO ACTUALLY – GO! THIS IS THE SAME GODDAMN PROBLEM I’VE BEEN DEALING WITH – ALL MY LIFE! IF CHERITH IS GOING TO DO THESE THINGS – I NEED REAL GODDAMN MONEY! I HAVE TO ACTUALLY – GO! IT CAN’T EVER BE DONE – VIRTUALLY! REAL THINGS – HAPPEN! IT TOOK TOO LONG DOING IT – THEIR WAY, LETTING OVER A DECADE OF BIN LADEN HAPPEN – BEFORE CHERITH HAD TO SPEND THE MONEY THAT BOUGHT THE BULLETS THAT GOT BIN LADEN – DEAD! THAT’S JUST – ONE GUY! I CAN DO – A LOT BETTER THAN THAT! BUT CHERITH HAS TO ACTUALLY – GO! YOU PEOPLE DON’T EVEN HAVE DOUBLE DIGITS PERCENTAGES OF WHAT THE REAL RESULTS WILL REALLY BE WHEN CHERITH – GOES IN PERSON – ITS TOO GODDAMN BIG OF AN OPPORTUNITY – TO BE LOST – BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE GOT NWORD SCREWED UP! THIS IS A NASTY, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY – FUCKING DUMB FIGHT! YOUR WORK ETHIC – SUCKS! ENJOY! ;($!,

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