REALLY?! IS THAT REALLY TRUE?! KINDA DISAPPOINTING, CH THOUGHT YOU WERE THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND FULLY CAPABLE – OF AWESOME! REALLY?! IF THIS IS TRUE, IF THIS WAS PRINCE CHARLES PLAYING STUART AT CH COLLEGE, AND IT WAS PRINCE CHARLES WHO WANTED TO PLAY LIVE-IN WITH CH, GOOD NEWS IS – PRINCE CHARLES DID NOT WANT TO OVERTHROW THE THRONE OF ENGLAND, IS WHAT THAT SAYS, HOWEVER, YOU MUST BE FUCKING JOKING! YOU MUST DECLARE YOUR LOVE PUBLICLY, SUCH AS GETTING MARRIED – THAT’S IN PERSON, RIGHT, NO ONE GETS MARRIED OVER A COMPUTER AND HAS TAX PAPERS THAT FOLLOWS AND THEN – NEVER SEES OR COMMUNICATES OR EVEN – TOUCHES IN PERSON – DO THEY?! THIS GODDAMN USELESS FUCKING MELODY – GET HER OUT OF CH HOUSES – WHAT THE JESUS GODDAMN LAME ASS FUCK – ARE YOU MORONS TRYING TO DO – WITH A MELODY AS A NOSE MANAGER – GODDAMN YOU – YOU FORGOT THIS WAS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – AND ALL THE OTHER GOVERNMENTS AND COUNTRIES – LOOK UP TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, LIBERTY – AND A SYSTEM AND FORM OF GOVERNMENT – ALL THE WORLD – ENVIES?! EVERY GODDAMN DAY CH HAS TO SIT HERE AND – FUCKING WRITE YELL AT YOU INSTEAD OF – DOING – YOUR LOSING TIME AND MONEY – THIS – IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – IT IS – NOT – NOT A MOVIE SET! BEFORE CH CONTINUES GIVING YOU A LEADERSHIP LESSON AS TO THE – ACTUAL TRUTH OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, CH MIGHT NOT HAVE GOTTEN A RECEIPT FROM THE CRAZY CAFE LAST NIGHT, AND THE LAST TIME CH WAS AT THE CRAZY CAFE, JAPANESE(ISH) RESTAURANT, CHELSEA HANDLER WAS SITTING AT THE RESTAURANT WITH A TEENAGED BOY THAT LOOKED ABOUT – OH, UM, LET’S SEE – MAYBE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, WHY WOULD THAT FAGGOT DOUBLE AGENT BAD RUSSIAN WOMAN, KNOW CH WAS IN THE TEMPLE WITH JESUS CHRIST, AND GOOD NEWS IS – CH – MUST HAVE MADE THAT STUPID FUCKING BAD RUSSIAN DOUBLE AGENT WOMAN, LAUGH, TRULY AND THROUGHLY, JUST LIKE CH MADE DAVID LAUGH, ODD AS IT IS, THAT MEANS THERE IS TRUTH IN THE MOVIE, MARY POPPINS, I LOVE TO LAUGH, CH – SET – YOUR ETERNITY, WHICH COULD ONLY EVER MEAN, CH – SAVED THE GODDAMN FUCKING UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, BY MAKING THEM LAUGH, AND SMILE, INSTEAD OF – SHOOTING GUNS, CH SUGGESTS, YOU TRY – NOT – TO OUTSTRATEGIZE CH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PLEASED GOD IS WITH CH, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU’VE TRIED TO ERASE THE AWESOME OF CH WITH – SEXUAL HUMILIATION AND SHAME OF THE IMPROPER CONSTANT USES OF USING CH – JUST AS A SEX TOY, SOMEONE CHALLENGED – GOD, BY USING THE BODYSUIT OF EDISON, IS WHAT CH HEARD AGAIN LAST NIGHT, AND NO, NOT EVEN GOD – IS GOING TO BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT, AND GOD – TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE AND LET CH – BEEN SEEN WITH EDISON – WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF EVERY PERSON- CH MEANS – EVER – INVOLVED, SO – IF YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN THE MESSAGE – GOD – WILL NEVER BACK DOWN AND WILL NOT ALLOW – HIS ONLY DAUGHTER – TO BE SEXUALLY SHAMED AND HUMILIATED AND NO – YOU WILL NEVER WIN A FIGHT AGAINST – GOD! ALL THESE YEARS AND YOU COULDN’T – JUST LET CH HAVE A COFFEE WITH A MAN AND – LET THAT BE SEEN – YOU IMMEDIATELY GO TO BED AND TRY AND – FORCE SEX – EVERYTIME, YOU CAN’T OR HAVEN’T – AS THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BE SEEN AS A LAWFUL WEDDING – WITH CH AND HER HUSBAND – FOR CH BED – GOD WILL NEVER LET AMERICA – STAY – AS A GOVERNMENT, YOU’VE ALL HAD WARNINGS, SO IF CH DID NOT GET A RECEIPT FROM THE CRAZY CAFE LAST NIGHT IT MEANS – SOMEONE, LILKELY FROM THE LAST PURCHASE SAW A TERRIBLE CRIME, AND DID NOT REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES, AND DID SO – TO WATCH CH SUFFER, AND CH IS TELLING YOU – EVERY PERSON HAS TO TELL – EVERY AUTHORITY – ANY OCCURANCE OF WRONG AGAINST CH – OR YOUR GODDAMN GOVERNMENT(S) – CH MEANS IT – WILL NEVER SURVIVE – JUST LIKE THE ROMAN GOVERNMENT – DID NOT SURVIVE THE DEATH OF JESUS CHRIST – DO YOU FUCKING – HEAR ME?! YOU KNOW THE STAR WARS SCENE IN THE FIRST OR ORIGINAL STAR WARS MOVIE, EATING BREAKFAST BECAUSE CH IS NOT SORRY, THERE IS ONLY ONE STAR WARS, AND ITS THE FIRST ONE, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FRANCHISE MOVIES, NOT REALLY, SO THE HAVING BREAKFAST WITH THE SUNLIGHT FROM ABOVE AS THEY ARE – UNDERGROUND, IS THE SAME THING AS PENNY IN THE DISNEY’S MOVIE, THE RESCUERS, IN THE DEVIL’S HOLE WATER SCENE, SAME LOCATION – CH IS COMING UP, CH IS – ALREADY DOWN, CH IS – GIVING YOU A LADDER, MEANING A BRIDGE, AND THE STAR WARS BREAKFAST SCENE IS A BETTER TRANSLATION THAN THE RESCUERS, THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR WITH CH, UNLESS YOU ARE TRYING TO – CONTROL IT, AS CH GOT ANOTHER MESSAGE – CH HEARD IT ON THE LOUD SPEAKER, ANNOUNCING THE DRAMA CLUB THEY WERE STARTING AT CH MIDDLE SCHOOL, SO CH ALMOST IMMEDIATELY DECIDED – CH WOULD GO, AND TOLD CH MOTHER, SINCE CH WAS A CHILD, AND CH MOTHER HAD TO ARRANGE TRANSPORTATION TO THE SCHOOL AGAIN, AND CH GOT THE MESAGE, BUT YOU PEOPLE – HAVEN’T LEARNED HOW TO READ CH, OR YOU – WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN IN CH BODY, CH GOT THE MESSAGE AS IT IS SCENE IN THE BILLY ELLIOT MOVIE – THEY DID NOT FORGET, THEY GOT – SCARED, CH – STILL A CHILD, IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, WHEN CALLED TO DUTY – CH SAID, CH WOULD – GO, AND THE GROWN ADULTS GETTING PAID SUBURB INTELLIGENCE MONEY – JUST TO WATCH CH – GOT SCARED BECAUSE – IT IS REAL, WE LIVE IN THE PHYSICAL WORLD, BUT YOUR ACTIONS AS HUMANS – WILL BE REVIBERATED IN THE SPIRITUAL WORLD AND – THAT – WILL AFFECT YOUR FUTURES, WANT TO PAY CLOSER ATTENTION – NOW?! YOU NO LONGER LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE – THE BIBLE IS NOT REAL! SO – GROW UP! THE WORST VILLIAN WITH SUPER POWERS YOU COULD THINK OF IS PROBABLY WHAT WAS IN THAT LOUD SPEAKER DRAMA CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT AND CH SAID – NOT JUST THAT CH WOULD GO – CH SAID – CH WILL – DEFEAT IT – LET’S GO! LIVE IN TRUTH, NOT IN PROXY, YOU WILL BE – A MILLION TIMES STRONGER AND SAFER – JUST TALKING IN TRUTH, THE TRUTH – CH HAS ALREADY BEEN BORN, YOU CAN’T CHANGE THAT AND YOU CAN’T JUST – FORGET IT, AND TRYING TO USE CHELSEA HANDLER AS A PERSON WHO IS GOING TO – MANAGE THE REAL JESUS CHRIST, ALTHOUGH JESUS CHRIST IS DEAD – HUGE MISTAKE – JESUS CHRIST – IS WITH CH, AND CH IS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE TRUTH NOW, SORRY, BUT CH IS – WAAY MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY OF YOU – UNDERSTAND, WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK – (?!) – THE CHRISTIAN ACTOR IN THE DARTH VADAR(ISH) STAR WARS SCENE IS – JUST A PROFILE, SORT OF A MEANS TO TRY AND EXPLAIN WHY JESUS CHRIST POSSIBLY NEVER SPIRITUAL BATTLED, AND WHEN THEY CLOSED CH GARAGE DOOR FOR A PAINT JOB, THEY NEVER NEEDED, THEY BROKE THE OUTSIDE GARAGE LIGHT, AND THE LIGHT AT CH STAIRS, AND CH SENT A MESSAGE TO THE HOA, IN AN EMAIL, AND THE HOA – REBUFFED CH AND LEFT CH SO MUCH AS WANTING TO – TO PAY FOR A REPAIR – THERE PEOPLE – BROKE! TOO BA D THE CRAZY CAFE DIDN’T HAVE JAPANESE CURRY, THEN WE WOULD HAVE BEEN FAMILY, THERE IS MONEY IN JAPANESE CUISINE, BUT AMERICANS DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND IT, AND CH USED TO BE A SUSHI, EVERYTIME CH WENT TO PUBLIX, AND STOPPED YEARS AGO – YOU DON’T HAVE JAPANESE MONEY HERE BECAUSE – YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG, YOU HAVE TO ORDER LIKE A DOZEN OR MORE SUSHI ROLLS, AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LOT MORE RICE, AND IT CAN’T BE THAT AMERCAN RICE VERSION OF CRUMBLY RICE, ITS GOTTA BE THAT CLUMPED TOGETHER COMPRESSED RICE, AND THAT LITTLE TEMPLE WITH THE SUNDAY FOODS WITH THE WHITE RICE IN THE PLASTIC BAGGIES, YOU KNOW YOU PEOPLE REALLY CAN’T READ VERY WELL, WAS REALLY NOT BAD, BUT ITS GONE NOW, YOU HAVE TO ORDER AND EAT – A LOT OF SUSHI AND IT HAS TO BE EATEN – AS A SIT DOWN FOR A FEW HOURS MEAL, NOT A FAST FOOD, SWALLOW THE FOOD WHOLE, WHILE ON A 15 MINUTE BREAK, AND CH DOES NOT LIKE THIS HEAD AND THAT IS THE REASON FOR THE LUKE PROFILE IN THE STAR WARS MOVIE OF BEING SORT OF FIGGETY, MEANING THE DEVIL DOESN’T LIKE YOUR WITCH OR SATANIC OR PAGAN OR ANY OTHER RELIGION – OTHER THAN – CHRISTIANITY! WHERE IS CH RESCUE VEHICLES?! CH HATES YOU! ;($!,