LITERALLY, CH CANNOT BELIEVE HOW FUCKING BASIC – BASIC – BASIC, AS IN RUDIMENTARY SIMPLE – IN CH FUCKING HEAD, LIKE 2+2 – AIN’T EVER GOING TO BE – THREE – BASIC, SIMPLE IN CH GODDAMN FUCKING HEAD THIS IS, OBVIOUSLY, OBVIOUS TO CH, IF CH BROTHER WAS HAVING A MATE PROBLEM, IF CH BROTHER WAS AND STILL IS AS CH SEES IT, HAVING TROUBLE WITH FINDING A WIFE, A GIRLFRIEND, A WEDDED WIFE – OBVIOUS TO CH – DON’T YOU PEOPLE WHO ALL LIKE TO TELL CH HOW MUCH FUCKING SMARTER – YOU ARE – THAN CH – DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HISTORY AND AND ABOUT – ROYAL HOUSEHOLDS, AS YOU SURE AND GODDAMN FUCK – DON’T KNOW A FUCKING THING – ABOUT KNIGHTHOODS, AND WHAT A KNIGHTHOOD, NOT A KNIGHTED IN CONTEMPORARY TIMES, A REAL GODDAMN FIGHTING KNIGHT – HOUSEHOLD IS OR WHAT IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE – REALLY?! AND BY THE WAY, CH IS TEACHING YOU, BY LETTING YOU – SEE AND THAT MEANS HEAR TOO, THE DIFFERENCE, CH DOESN’T HAVE TO MAKE A DISTINCTION BETWEEN EARTHLY AND UNDERWORLD VOICES, SO WHEN CH WAS TALKING FOR DAVID, I AM FINE, SIR – THAT’S TO LET – YOU KNOW, THE DIFFERENCE, CH – ALREADY KNOWS, AND IS NOT SO STUPID AS A SAVANT THAT DOES NOT HAVE THE COMPREHENSION AND IS DOING IT OUT OF SORT OF MIND BODY DISCONNECTION – OBLIGATION, ITS CREEPY, UNDERWORLD, HELL, DEMONS, THE DEVIL – ALL YUCK STUFF – YOU AREN’T MEANT – TO EVER LOOK THERE, AND EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING – WILL ALWAYS – BELONG TO – GOD, IT IS SOO BEYOND MADDENING YOU PEOPLE HAVE THE POTENTIAL FOR THINGS – YOU NEVER DREAMNT POSSIBLE, AND CH SEES, YOU ARE TODDLERS, STILL PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX, GODDAMN FUCKING SPOILED CHILDREN WITH THEIR MOMMY’S AND DADDY’S DRIVING THEM TO SCHOOL, IN THEIR OVER-SIZED GASOLINE GUZZLING SUV’S, WITH THEIR GADGETS AND UNDERLIGHTING, AND LIGHTS ON THE WHEELS, AND BOOM-BOXES, AND HEADLIGHTS, AND GIZMO’S ON THE ROOFS – TO DRIVE ONE GODDAMN FUCKING BLOCK TO AND FROM THEIR OWN GODDAMN FUCKING HOUSE! GET YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING FAT, AND OVER-RATED SILICONE FUCKING ASSES – OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CARS, AND START GODDAMN FUCKING WALKING – THE ONE FUCKING BLOCK! YOU LOOK – RIDICULOUS! HOW MANY TIMES HAS CH WRITTEN THIS GODDAMN FUCKING RANT – HOW MANY ADULT CHILDREN – HAVE TO LIVE AT HOME BECAUSE – ITS NOT AFFORDABLE WITH ANY LOW-ENTRY LEVEL INCOME JOB – TO LIVE ON THEIR OWN?! AN 18 YEAR OLD AS A WAITER OR WAITRESS – CANNOT LIVE ON THEIR OWN FROM THE PAYCHECK THEY MAKE?! THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE – PAY SYSTEM! IF CH BROTHER, AS THE ELDER SIBLING, WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH A FUTURE WEDDED WIFE – THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG – WITH THE KNIGHT HOUSE, AND OBVIOUS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE – CH – HAS TO SET THE ORDER – OF THE – FUCKING – HOUSE! WHICH IS WHY – CH WENT TO ALL THAT GODDAMN FUCKING WORK – OF LOSING YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING LYING FAT ASS – NOT ACTUALLY EASY, MEANING – YOU WILL HAVE THE AMBITION TO FIX THESE PROBLEMS, OR DIE BY THE GOAL NOT REACHED, AND GOT SET-UP IN A NEW HOUSE AND – WAS LOOKING – FOR A GODDAMN HUSBAND, NOT A FUCKING GOOD TIME, OR A GODDAMN LAY OR FUCK – CH – MEANT FOR LIFE, TO BE WEDDED, AND COMPLAINED – EVERY GODDAMN DAY – WHY IS THERE NO ELIGIBLE OR AVAILABLE MEN FOR CH TO MARRY – ANYWHERE?! EVERY GODDAMN PERSON CH MET OR WAS WORKING WITH, WERE ALREADY – MARRIED, AND ANY ELIGIBLE DATES – WERE SO INEQUIPPED – IT WAS NEVER A POSSIBLE MATCH AND CH WAS JUST GOING ALONG WITH THE MOTIONS – TO LIVE – SO, LET CH TELL YOU – YOU CAN’T – AMERICA – BE KNOWN AS THE GOVERNMENT THAT CH BEGGED FOR HELP FROM – EVERY GODDAMN DAY – AND SO FAR – HAS NOT REACHED THE GOAL THAT WILL SEE THE GODDAMN AMERICAN GOVERNMENT – ALIVE – DO YOU FUCKING – HEAR ME?! ANOTHER GODDAMN FUCKING DAY OF THIS – STUPID FUCKING FIGHTING – THEY CAN’T EVER NOSE AND VIRTUAL WIN – BE REAL FUCKING CAREFUL – CH WILL – END YOU! YOU SET CH GODDAMN FUCKING KNIGHT HOUSEHOLD UP – ACCORDING TO CH – OR CH – WILL END YOU! CH DOESN’T JUST WANT A HAPPY ENDING – CH MEANS TO TELL YOU – YOU WILL GODDAMN TRAIN MEN AND YOU WILL PREPARE THE GODDAMN ARMY FOR CH – OR CH – WILL END YOU! AMERICA HAS A JOB TO DO AND THEY WILL GODDAMN DO IT – OR CH WILL END YOU! AND CH GOT THIS OTHER FLASHBACK MEMORY, AND THE W-W-W-W-H-H-H-A-A-A-T-T-T (?) PROFILE CH HAS BEEN RECENTLY SAYING, IS A CREEPY PROFILE, SORRY, BUT – YOU MORONS – DON’T KNOW HELL, CH OWNS IT, DO YOU THINK OR SEE CH – WOULD EVER LET A CREEP OR CREEPY, OR DRUG ADDICT, OR PERVERT, OR SEX-ABUSER, OR ANYTHING THAT SMELLS OR LOOKS CRIMINAL – WOULD EVER BE IN CH HOUSEHOLD?! WHERE IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING PREPPY WORLD – DO YOU SEE THAT?! CH IS NOT A CRIMINAL WHERE THEY HIDE OUT IN THE SUBURBS AND HAVE CASH STASHED IN THE COOKWARE! CH IS – VERY UPFRONT, AND VERY – HONEST, WHAT YOU SEE, IS PRETTY MUCH – TRUE, ALMOST ALWAYS, YOU FUCKING MORONS SPYING ON CH HOUSES ALL THESE YEARS – CAN’T ACTUALLY LIVE – WITHOUT CH, AND CH – IS CLEAN! BREAK CH GODDAMN FUCKING LAUNDRY FOR A REPAIRMAN TO BE IN CH HOUSE – UNATTENDED – AND YOU WILL LOSE YOUR FUCKING LIVES – AGAIN! THIS – IS ANOTHER REASON WHY CH TOLD THEM AND MADE IT VERY CLEAR – THIS SALE OF PLANT CITY, SINCE – YOU FAILED TO MARRY CH IN PLANT CITY – IS TO SEE CH WEDDED – YOU WILL HAVE A GODDAMN COUPLE – YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A SINGLE WOMAN FOR YOU – TO PREY UPON WITH AN – E – EVER! NOT IN CH GODDAMN FUCKING WHITE HOUSE AND AMERICA – CH WILL – FUCKING END YOU! WHATEVER EVIL AND DEVIL AND CREEPY PERVERT DEMON DEVIL PROFILE YOU PEOPLE THINK OF – DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXIST – UNLESS CH TELLS YOU – ITS REAL! SO THE TRUTH IS – THE DEVIL – DOES WEAR PRADA, IS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, DOES BUSINESS, HAS MANNERS, OBEYS THE LAWS – YOU CAN’T CONTROL IT AND THERE – IS NO SUCH THING AS AN – N’WORD! GOOD NEWS IS – THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU MORONS TO WORRY ABOUT! YOU WON’T SEE IT, STOP PLAYING WITH IT! SO, CH GOT THIS WEIRD FLASHBACK MEMORY, AS – IN CH OPINION, IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY, AND ARE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD, THERE IS ONLY ONE RESORT TO STAY AT – THE CONTEMPORARY! STAY ON THE MONORAIL, IN CH OPINION – IT IS SO MUCH BETTER TO BE ON THE MONORAIL, AND IS SO MUCH OF A BETTER EXPERIENCE – EVERY TIME, IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY – STAY AT THE CONTEMPORARY – PAY THE FUCKING MONEY! MOST AMERICANS – DON’T HAVE THE EUROPEAN EXPERIENCE OF – HAVING TO WAIT FOR TRAINS AND TRANSPORTATION, AND HAVING TO LEARN TO READ MAPS – IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE (USUALLY), AND HAVING TO LEARN TO METER OUT YOUR TIME WITH – THE TIME IT TAKES TO GET FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER, MOST AMERICANS ARE – SO INEXPERIENCED AND IMPATIENT – WITH TRAVELLING, THEY ARE NOT – SOPHISITCATED, IN THE WAYS OF THE WORLD, MOST AMERICANS WOULD TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO DISNEYWORLD, AND SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON DISNEY THEME PARKS TICKETS, AND THEN – SPEND ALL THEIR TIME AT THE POOL BECAUSE – IT TAKES SO LONG ON A BUS – AND THEN YOU HAVE TO WALK ALL OVER THE PARK AND THEN – SPEND THE TIME ON THE BUS TO GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL – MOST AMERICANS – ARE TERRIBLE TRAVELLERS, AND THE MORE YOU MORONS, INCOME IMPOVERISH CH, TELLS OTHER COUNTRIES – AMERICA – DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO BE A – TRAVELLER, LET ALONE AN – INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLER, AND A COUNTRY THAT CAN’T OR DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TOURIST – IS LOSING MONEY IN THEIR ECONOMY! AND ONE TIME WHEN CH TOOK HER STROKE MOTHER, WHILE A DISNEY EMPLOYEE, AND ITS SO MUCH BETTER TO LET CH GIVE A TWO WEEK NOTICE THAN THIS CONSTANT PUSHING TO CREATE ILLEGAL FIRES AND TO FORCE A QUIT, WHEN – YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE – RETURNED, AMAZON – CAN’T EVER RETURN – THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ILLEGAL FIRE, ONE TIME WHEN CH WAS AT HER STAY AT THE CONTEMPORARY WITH CH MOTHER, AFTER JUST GETTING TO HER ROOM, AND GOT CH MOTHER, SETTLED, AND THEN HEARD A KNOCK AT CH ROOM, AND IT WAS A DISNEY EMPLOYEE WITH A DELIVERY, AND CH SAW, THE EMPLOYEE, THE MONORAIL TO HIS BACK, AND THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTEMPORARY TO HIS BACK, AND HE HANDED CH A BACK, AND CH CLOSED THE DOOR, IT WAS THAT FAST, AND CH SAW THE CORPORATION – ING, AND CH GOT, JUST A FEW STEPS, AND THEN A KOCK AT THE DOOR AGAIN, AND HE SAID HE WAS MISTAKEN, IT WAS OF ANOTHER ROOM, SO CH – HANDED IT BACK TO HIM, AND – THAT WAS IT, AND THAT WOULD BE SOME SORT OF PRIVATE, SECRET, TRADING SECRETS CLUB, OF WHO AND WHAT CH IS AND WAS AS AN EMPLOYEE, AND – IT DOESN’T LOOK SO GOOD, SINCE – THESE PEOPLE ARE MAKING SOOOO MUCH MORE MONEY THAN CH, AND THE REQUIREMENTS YOU EMPLOYERS HAVE HAD ON CH – DOESN’T LOOK GOOD! CH – DOES – A LOT OF WORK, A LOT, AND ITS GOING TO BE – DISNEY, WHO IS GOING TO BE KNOWN, AS THE MURDERER OF CH MOTHER – THAT’S NOT A GOOD THING! AND CH HAS KEPT A LOT OF THE – LITTLE DISNEY-ANA, BUT HAS GOTTEN RID OF SOME THINGS, LIKE CLOTHES, AND COATS! CH SEES TOO MUCH – DOOM! ;($!,