CH ATTORNEY, CH FOUND A RECIPE FOR CHEWY GINGERSNAPS, THINK ITS IN THE BETTY CROCKER COOKBOOK, YOU KNOW, FROM THE SIXTIES, CH MOTHER HAD IT AND CH HAS KEPT IT, ITS FULL OF ALL SORTS OF RECIPES, AND – SOME PEOPLE DO ACTUALLY READ OTHER PEOPLE’S RECIPES, AS SORT OF RESEARCH, SOME WORK-WORK IS DONE OFF THE CLOCK TO MAKE THEIR JOB – BETTER, IF THE EMPLOYER DOES NOT PROVIDE TIME FOR, LET’S SAY A CHEF, TO LOOK FOR OTHER RECIPES, LITERALLY SHOULD BE PAID WORK, AND CH MADE CHEWY GINGERSNAPS – AND PRETTY MUCH, EVERYONE HAS LOVED THEM, THEY ARE THOSE HARD BRITTLE STRETCHED TOO-TIGHT – CH DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE THEY BRANDED AS GINGERSNAPS, THEY SELL IN BOXES AT GROCERY STORES – THOSE ARE – NOT GINGERSNAPS – THOSE ARE DENTAL APPOINTMENTS, AND – NO ONE BUYS WINE IN A BOX – NO ONE, PERHAPS THERE MIGHT BE A NEED TO BE OUTDOORS AND NOT NEED GLASS, BUT YOU – DON’T PUT WINE IN A BOX, UGH, UGH – HOW REVOLTING, WHAT A NONSENSE IDEA, SO, YOU WANT CH HEWY GINGERSNAPS, AS – NO ONE WANTS A GINORMOUS SIZED COOKIE – PLOPPED (DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THIS WHORE HAS – SHAT TODAY – THIS IS AMERICA, THIS IS THE UNITED STATES – SHITTING ON THE TOILET, CH IS SO ASHAMED OF YOU), CH MAKES THEM ABOUT 1.5 SIZE BIGGER THAN A BITE SIZE, LITERALLY, FOR SOMETHING SUCH AS A COOKIE, ITS IN THE BRAIN, AS ITS JUST A BIT BIGGER THAN A BITE-SIZE, YOUR BRAIN TELLS YOU – THIS IS A BETTER TREAT THAN – SOMEONE ELSE’S THAT’S SMALLER JUST BECAUSE ITS A LITTLE BIGGER, BUT NOT TOO BIG, AS LITERALLY YOU WILL MAKE MORE MONEY AND MAKE PEOPLE – HAPPIER, IF THEY GET TO BUY MORE OF A SMALLER QUANITY, MORE OFTER, IF YOU SELL THOSE HUGE MONSTER AT A HIGHER PRICE, THE HUMAN BRAIN, TELLS THE HUMAN, DON’T BUY THIS SO OFTEN, ITS TOO EXPENSIVE AND YOU’RE BEING TOO FOOLISH BUYING A SWEET THAT’S SO BIG, BUT, IF THEY ARE SMALLER, AND LESS EXPENSIVE, THEN THE HUMAN BRAIN WILL WANT TO BUY – MORE, AND THE MATHS – WORKS OUT IN FAVOR OF THE SMALLER SIZED SOLD AT A LOWER PRICE, AND IT USUALLY ESTABLISHES AND CREATES – LOYALTY BECAUSE CH – IS ALL ABOUT LOYALTY AND BEING LOYAL, EVEN TO BRANDS, AS CH ORGINALLY HAD A FIRESTONE CREDIT CARD AND RACHEL’S FATHER LOST IT TO A BANKRUPTCY, AND CH – HAD THE FIRESTONE CARD – ON PURPOSE, AS CH HAD SEVERAL BANK OF AMERICA CARDS – ON PURPOSE, TO BE – NATIONWIDE, IF CH EVER TRAVELLED IN HER CAR – A FIRESTONE STORE, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH ALL OVER THE US, WILL HAVE ACCESS TO ALL OF CH – CAR’S HISTORY, IS A VALUE – IF YOU KNOW HOW TO READ AND CH HAD THE BANK OF AMERICA ACCOUNTS – TO BE – INTERNATIONAL, BANK OF AMERICA HAS BRICK AND MORTAR BANK LOCATIONS – ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND YOU LOST IT – TO ANOTHER BANKRUPTCY – DUE TO – UNEMPLOYMENT -BY MAKING CH – FRAGILE! BY SPEAKING TO CH AS A MANAGER TO COMPLAIN THAT THE UNITED STATES – CAN’T ACTUALLY BE SHAKEN – BECAUSE ITS CH – NOT A FARTS, NOT ANYONE ELSE – CH IS! SO, CH JUST HEARD, AND SINCE IT DOESN’T COME TO CH BRAIN AND MIND AS – SENTENCE STRUCTURE, CH IS NOT ABLE TO SHOW YOU IN LANGUAGE, ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT THE ANSWER IS – ON CH SIDE, SO, THE ANSWER IS, SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES, CH SAW THE MOVIE, IN GRESHAM, OREGON, AND LIKED IT, AND IT SAYS, THERE IS A MYSTERY IN THE MOVIE VERSION, AND ITS LIKELY CH BROTHER HAS READ THE BOOK, THE SOUND EFFECT OF THE LEAVES, SUPER NEAT IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU PEOPLE – ARE TOO CLOSE TO SOMETHING THAT IS – VERY REAL – LIGHTEN UP, LITERALLY – LIGHTEN UP OR YOU’LL DIE! AND YOU – LITERALLY CAN’T USE CH CAR AS THE WHITE HOUSE AND – TAKE IT TO HELL, AND THEN – EXPECT THE WHITE HOUSE – TO GET BACK UP, YOU – CAN’T GET BACK UP TAKING CH CAR AS THE WHITE HOUSE TO HELL – CH CAN, YOU – CANNOT! THERE IS NO ACTUAL DEFENSE FOR YOU MORONS TO SELL THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A HELL RIDE – YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO – GET BACK UP, YOU GO DOWN – THAT’S IT – YOU’RE STUCK IN THE DISNEY’S FROZEN MOVIE AND – YOU ARE THE – I CAN’T SCENE! IDIOTS! ;($!,