CH ATTORNEY, FUNERAL PIE, FROM THE ORIGINAL BETTY CROCKER, RAISIN PIE, CH MADE IT A FEW YEARS AGO AND GAVE SOME TO HER FATHER, AND – YOU WON’T FORGET, ITS THE RICHEST PIE CH HAS HAD IN ALL HER LIFE, CH MIGHT HAVE CHANGED THE RECIPE A LITTLE, AS CH THOUGHT THERE WERE MORE THAN JUST RAISINS AND NUTS, IT IS – SOOOO RICH, JUST A SLIVER, YOU’LL NEVER FORGET IT, AND IT SHOULD BE SERVED WITH A BIT OF CREAM, ITS ALREADY VERY SUBSTAINIAL PIE, IT DOES NOT NEED MUCH TO GO WITH IT, WHIPPED CREAM, MAYBE A SORT OF LEMON CURD SAUCE – IT DOES NOT NEED MUCH HELP, AND THEN IT – MUST HAVE A BIT OF WARMTH WITH EITHER TEA OR COFFEE – IT IS – RICH MAN! AND – YOU WON’T FORGET IT! CH IS – SO ASHAMED OF YOU PEOPLE – THIS IS TOO LONG OF A TIME – TO HAVE A PROBLEM – GOOD-BYE – STOP PLAYING WITH CH BODY AND NOSE – YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH! CH IS ALSO – REALLY, REALLY FUSSY ABOUT MEAT, AND WELL – EVERYTHING AS THERE OF COURSE, NEEDS TO BE VEGETARIAN OPTIONS AT GOD’S THRONE THAT IS – NOT JUST POTATO, AND ACTUALLY – TASTES LIKE SOMETHING, MEAT AND POTATO – IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR – SOPHISTACTED LIVING AND AIN’T NO ONE LIVING IF WERE – FRAGILE, DON’T GET CONFUSED, POT ROAST IS KINDA STRINGY, IN THE MEAT, MEATLOAF, IS JUST TOO COMMON, PORK LOIN, IS KINDA, UNINTERESTING, AND WHILE CH WAS NOT EATING MEAT CH MADE KELLOG’S CORN FLAKES CRUSTED PORK CHOPS FOR CH MOTHER, AND CH MOTHER WAS – MOST SURPRISED HOW WELL IT WAS, CH NEVER TASTED IT – JUST BY THE – NOSE, FOR THOSE WHO KNOW A KITCHEN, THAT’S HOW CH – MAKES FOOD IN THE KITCHEN, CH WOULD NOT SERVE A FISH WITH THE RAISIN PIE, LIKELY THE BEST CHOICE IS A ROAST TURKEY, CLEAN MEAT, NOT TOO FLAKY OR STRINGY AND PROBABLY STUFFING INSTEAD OF POTATOS, GO ARTICHOKES, JUST FOR A DIFFERENT GREEN, HE’S REALLY BAD HERE IN CH HEAD! GET THIS DONE – CH MEANS – NOW – THEY DON’T WANT TO WORK AGAIN! ;($!,