WHO IS TALKING, CH ATTORNEY TELL BULLETPOINTS TPOA, CH – HAS NO IDEA WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS TO HEAR THAT FARTS IS PREJUDICED – AGAINST THE DEVIL,WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN THE DEVIL, SHE THINKS DEMONS ARE FAIRIES AND THE DEVIL DOESN’T EVEN EXIST – WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! ARE CH – HAS NO IDEA WHAT A GOOSEBEERY TASTES LIKE, AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT GOOSEBERRY PIE TASTES LIKE AND POSSIBLY, PROBABLY IT MIGHT BE A COMBINATION WITH PORK LOIN, AND THIS IS STILL CHEWY GINGERSNAPS THAT CRINKLE OF SUGAR ON TOP AND ITS LIKE – THE WORLD DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO CARE FOR YOU EXCEPT THE CHEWY GINGERSNAP, AND MOLASSES COOKIE IN A BEAR SHAPE, AND – DON’T DECORATE COOKIES, IT TELLS YOUR BRAIN, YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE COOKIE, CH HAS NO IDEA WHY THEY SPEND TIME DECORATING COOKIES WITH ICING AND – COAT THEM WITH ICING TO LOOK LIKE SHAPES AND EYES – YOUR BRAIN DOESN’T LIKE IT, AND MOST PEOPLE THINK – THEY DON’T TASTE GOOD, IT JUST NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT, AND MOLASSES CHEWS AS A CHOCOLATE, AS CH LIKES TO MAKE CHOCOLATES, AS A MOLASSES CHEW SHOULD BE A GARNISH ON DESSERT PLATE, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE PEOPLE – MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A LOT SWEDISH CONFUSED, AS CH STILL THINKS THEY SHOULD HAVE LET CH HAVE IKEA, AS CH PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER WAS – BORN IN SWEDEN IS THE STORY CH HAS BEEN TOLD AND THAT WOULD MEAN THE LITTLE CHEF IN DISNEY’S RATATOILLLE (YOU LOOK UP THE SPELLING, THIS IS A LOT OF BODY WORK WEIGHT – FOR HER VAGINA – UGH!) CH PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER, CH FATHER’S MOTHER – PULLED, LIKELY IN SOUTH AFRICA, AND THEY MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE’S WHITE, AND CH IS PRETTY SURE WHAT THEY THINK IS A BLACK CAMO BASS PRO HAT – IS ACTUALLY FOR CH PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER WHO AS FAR AS CH KNEW WORE HER HAIR IN A FRENCH TWIST ALMOST ALL OF HER LIFE, IF NOT ALL HER LIFE, AND THE DELIVERY MAN, ONE OF THEM WHO DELIVERED THE IKEA TABLE – SUPER BAD MAN MEAN AND THEY ARE – NOT ALLOWED TO APPEAR TO CH – IS SUCH A WAY, AND CH IS MAD, AND CH HAS HEARD, SORRY FROM THEM ABOUT UPSETTING CH FOR ANOTHER COMPAINT, BUT IT – DOESN’T FIX OR HEAL OR HELP THE TRAUMA – OF MAKING ANOTHER ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP AS AN EMPLOYER – TO MAKE CH – FRAGILE – CH JUST HATES YOU AND IS – FUCKING MAD – EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT THAT – SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO MASTERBATE CH – AS A LIVING – IS FUCKING INSANITY – AS A WHITE HOUSE GOVERNMENT – AND THEY AREN’T GETTING BETTER,T HE FAT CHEF WHO PASSED AWAY IN THE RATAOOULLLEEINCE MOVIE – IS LIKELY CH PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER WHO WAS MEAN TO CH WHEN THEY SHE STAYED WITH US IN GRESHAM AND CALLED CH – FAT AS A TEENAGER – AND IT HAS NEVER BEEN – CH FAULT – AND CH IS – JUST GOING TO FUCKING HATE EVERYONE OF YOU – UNTIL CH – GETS HER FREEDOM – YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IF YOU – AREN’T PAYING – FOR WHAT – YOU – NOT TIME – YOU BROKE AT CH HOUSE AS CH – IS JUST FUCKING MAD ABOUT HOW CH DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING IN HER HOUSE ANYMORE, WHEN IT LOOKED AND FELT LIKE A BRAND-NEW HOUSE, AND CH USED TO PLAY MUSIC AND WATCH TELEVISION AND PLAY X-BOX AND WATCH MOVIES, AND EAT AND DRINK AND HAVE LIGHTS ON AND HER – CATS – AND CH IS JUST GOING TO HATE YOU FOREVER – YOU BETTER FIND A WAY – TO CHANGE YOUR FATE – OR NO ONE IS GOING TO SURVIVE THIS! CH – IS NOT LAUGHING – SO ITS NOT ACTUALLY – FUNNY! ;($$!,