YOU KNOW CH ATTORNEY, CH IS ACTUALLY A MUCH BETTER READER AND STRATEGIST – THAN THEY LET CH HAVE CREDIT FOR, AS THEY;VE GIVEN CH INFORMATION THAT – NO, CH IS NOT WILLING TO BE SMALL-MINDED AND – WELL, YOU KNOW THE IT WORLD, THE INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY WORLD OF NERDS – IS A PLEATHORA – OF REALLY, SUPER BAD MENTAL PROFILES, AS MOST COMPUTER GEEKS, ARE MEN, AND MOST OF THEIR MENTAL PROFILES – ARE ABNORMAL, STUCK TOO MUCH IN THE CONFINES OF THE INSIDES OF BUILDINGS AND THEY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH OF THE HUNTER GATHERER EXPLORER HANDS-ON REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE BECAUSE SHOPPING MALLS ARE GREAT – BUT THE WORLD OF TRAVELLING WITH SMALL BUSINESSES THAT – MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING – YOU JUST AREN’T GOING TO EVER SEE OR GET IN A SUPER STORE – REALLY IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING! IT JUST – CHANGES THE MAP OF YOUR HEAD WITH ALL YOUR EXPERIENCES AND WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE AND HAVING AN APPRECIATION FOR CULTURES – THAT ARE NOT EXACTLY LIKE YOURS, CH HAS NEVER TOLD PEOPLE TO STOP GOING TO THEIR CHURCHES OR BELIEFS AND GIVE CH ALL YOUR MONEY AND FOLLOW CH – CH HAS SIMPLY TOLD YOU – STOP INTERFERING IN CH LIFE AS AMERICANS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION – THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE A FREE HEADSET INTO CH HEAD – TO PRETEND YOUR THE – PASTOR! IF YOU FOLLOW THE THINKING – TO THE END OF TIME, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE – TO UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU BODY PUNCHERS – CAN’T FIGURE OUT YOUR WAY – TO THE NEXT SANDWICH OR MEAL! THERE IS A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE – AND YOU’VE – NEVER GONE ANYWHERE WITH CH! ITS BAD NEWS! CH NOT HAVING CHILDREN – IS BAD NEWS, END OF THE WORLD STUFF – AND THEY KNEW IT! THIS IS NOT WHAT SEX FEELS LIKE, AND NOT ONE PERSON IN ALL OF CH LIFE – HAS EVER HAD ANY REAL EFFECT, CH WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE FBI MAN AND ZOHAN, CH DOES NOT THINK YOU REALIZE WHAT ITS LIKE – TO NEVER HAVE ANY FRIENDS OR FAMILY – ALL OF YOUR LIFE! 22 HAS NEVER HAD THE GARAGE LIGHTS ON – EVER! INTERCOURSE MALE AND FEMALE – PENIS IN THE VAGINA BECAUSE – WHAT THE FUCK YOU MORONS ARE DOING – AIN’T IT, ACTUALLY – NEVERMIND – ROT IN HELL BITCHES! CH WANTS ANOTHER JOB BECAUSE PATRICK – DID SOMETHING – THAT IS TOO BAD – PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THEIR ASSHOLE – FOR WHAT – YOU ENJOY THAT KNOW – FOR A GODDAMN CHAIR AT A COMPUTER – WHAT A FUCKING MATURE GROWN UP – YOU ARE – FUCK YOU! THIS IS FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY – YOUR WEIGH – WELL THE BAD NEWS IS – THE WORLD IS GOING TO END AND YOU – FUCKING KNOW JUST AS DAVID DID – GOOD-BYE – FUCKING QUEERS – DON’T THINK YOU REALIZE HE’S – COMING FOR YOUR SIGNS – YOU HAVE A JUDY PROBLEM IF ALL YOU CAN SAY IS ITCHY BUTTHOLE – GO FUCK YOURSELVES FART – BELCH – FART – STAND IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER FOR ARIANA WAGNER TO FUCKING – FART – FUCK YOU AND KYLE AS MEGHAN STALKING CH – FUCK YOU – CH WANTS ANOTHER JOB – GO PUNCH YOURSELVES – FUCKING ROT! ;($!,