SO, CH ATTORNEY, THOS DOG PHOTO PROFILE, IS JUST – SO BAD, CH IS JUST – SO MAD AT THE UNITED STATES, ITS JUST – SO AVOIDABLE, AND YOU LOOK SO UNABLE TO SEE THE DAMAGE THIS IS GOING TO COST, AS CH REMEMBERS THE CAMP BOW-WOW JOB INTERVIEW THAT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL, AS MEGHAN THINKS SHE’S GOING TO ASSHOLE MUNCH – ITS WHAT IT FELT LIKE LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS SO BAD, CH IS WARNING THEM A PHONE HANG UP – IS STILL POSSIBLE, AND SHE’S TRYING TO PLAY WITH LIPS – FOR AN AUDIENCE, TO GET ATTENTION AND THE ATTENTION FROM THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING CH – WILL KILL YOU – THAT’S WHY CH RESPONDS TO THEM THE WAY CH DOES – YOU DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE ABLE TO KILL PEOPLE, OR YOU’D MIND, AND BEHAVE, AND STOP – LIGHTS ON CH CAR – CAUSING TROUBLE, CH FORMER ATTORNEY WENT TO A LOT OF WORK TO GET THE CAMP BOW WOW AND REAL LEADERS WERE IN ON THE INTERVIEW, AND THEY MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL THAT CH – HAD – TO GET THIS JOB – HAD – TO GET A JOB, AND CH GOT ANOTHER MESSAGE THAT THE THEY PEOPLE TOLD TEIKWW THAT SHE HAD TO MASTERBATE, WHOEVER THESE PEOPLE ARE BECAUSE WHY DID DAVID DO IT, WHY DID HANNIBAL, WHY DO THEY NEED TO INVOLVE SEX IN THIS WAY – ITS – NOT – NORMAL, AND CH HAD TO BRING A PAPER COPY OF THE APPLICATION TO THE LOCATION AND OF COURSE CH AMAZON PRINTER NO LONGER WORKS AND ITS BEEN PUT OUT OF BUSINESS, AND THEN THEY CAUSED A FACE MASK SCENE AT CH FATHER HOUSE FOR CH TO PRINT A PAPER COPY – TO FRIGHTEN AND SCARE CH – THAT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL CH FATHER AS THEY DID CH MOTHER, OR WHY IS THIS – TAKING SO LONG, UNLESS THEY THINK CH WILL – NEVER SEE THE REAL WORLD – ALIVE?! AND THEN THEY DID THE SAME PATTERN AFTER ALL THAT WORK AND THEY – TURNED CH DOWN, AND CH JUST GOT A COSTCO PROFILE THEY WISHED THEY’D HIRED CH IN 2020 – BEFORE THEY STARTED WITH THE AC AS A CONTROL MEASURE – THAT EVERYONE KNOWS – THEY CAN’T – AND WHILE QE – WAS STILL ALIVE, AS THIS BIG SUR HOUSE HAS BUCKINGHAM PALACE IN IT, ITS WHY IT DOESN’T READ SO WELL! AND CH STILL REMEMBERS – AND HOW MANY TIMES HAS CH APPLIED TO COSTCO AND – BEEN TURNED DOWN – CH DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, AND THE BARBAQUE CHIPS MEANS, THERE A BIT OF A REAL SERIOUS FRIENDLY CHATTER OF – WHO LIKES CH MORE, AS CH WROTE – ITS A PERFECT WORKING RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE WHO WILL MARRY CH – IS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND ITS NO LONGER IN CH MIND, NOT AFTER DAVID, NOT AFTER HANNIBAL – CH MEANT IT – TO THE END OF TIME, AND BACK AGAIN – IS A – COMMITMENT, YOU’RE IN GOD’S HOUSE NOW, WE IN THE SUPER WORLD AND WITH THE ANGELS – DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM – WITH COMMITMENT – WE – DEFINITELY – MEAN IT, AND CH STILL REMEMBERS, ALTHOUGH SHE ALREADY FORGOT THIS IS – SO MUCH IN CH HEAD, SO REMIND CH, SORRY, COMPLEX SENTENCES ARE JUST – NOT THIS OTHER WOMAN’S THING, AND ANYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT CH MAKING LIGHT AND COMEDY AS THIS 3 STORY BIG SUR TOWNHOUSE CH DESIGNED SURE LOOKS LIKE CH WAS TELLING PEOPLE – LIGHTEN UP, CH IS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MENTAL STATES – LIGHTEN UP, MAN, THEY WENT WAY OFF THE SPECTRUM OF NORMAL PLAYING WITH NIPPLES AND ASSHOLE – AS A PHONY CHRISTIAN CHURCH, AND FRANCO’S STORY NEEDS TO BE TOLD BECAUSE – HE WAS BAD MAN, PLAYING WITH CH PHONE, BAD MAN, SO CH MAKING YOU PEOPLE LAUGH -MEANS CH IS SOOOOOOO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU – CH WAS – BORED WITH WHAT THEY MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT AS COMPLEX – YOU WATCHING CH AND THEN PRETENDING – YOU ARE INTELLIGENCE – IS A FUCKING SCAM, MAN! JUST TAKE CH TO THE REAL ROOM, STOP BEING SCARED, AND START – GETTING TO THE REAL WORK! CH REMEMBERS THE WOMAN WHO TOOK THE APPLICATION AND CH IS PRETTY SURE, CH WROTE ABOUT IT, THE WOMAN HAD A CONTACT COVER AND IT SAID – SHE’S NOT GOING TO CHANGE HER MIND OR POSITION, AND CH IS PRETTY SURE – IT WAS KATE, MEANING – KATE WANTED TO DIE! AND CH HAD CHILD CHILDREN AND AN ASIAN WOMAN WHO TRIED TO COME ON TO CH AND STUCK THEIR TONGUES OUT AND STUFF AND CH IS – JUST MORTIFIED – YOU’VE NEVER SEEN CH WITH A MAN, OR – YOU’D NEVER TRY! YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A BADGE – OR YOU’D NEVER TRY AND STEAL THE ATM MACHINE FROM THE – POLICE STATION, IN FRONT OF ALL THE COPS – NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, AND ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL OF HISPANIC WEARING A BLACK DRESS WITH A PICTURE OF A PROBABLY A SAINT, GUADALUPE OR VIRGIN MARY OR SOMETHING, CH IS NOT INVOLVED IN THE SAINTS STUFF, ‘CAUSE IT – NOT FROM THE BIBLE – PAGAN, PRETTY SURE, MOST OF IT, AND THE VIRGIN MARY OR WHATEVER ON THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE GIRL’S DRESS WAS – AT HER CROTCH AND – CH NEARLY PASSED OUT FROM – MORTIFICATION – OH MY GOD – SO HIDEOUS OF A THING AND – UN EXPLAINABLE – JUST – MORTIFIED – THAT IS JUST – NEVER IN CH MIND, THEN CH GOT A SORT OF UNDERWEAR PROFILE OF – WHAT LOOKS LIKE A MISCOMMUNICATION MEANING, THEY – DID NOT ACTUALLY WANT TO FORCE OR INTERFERE, AND IT MEANT, WE KNOW – ALREADY, CH IS NOT WEIRD, OR QUEER, OR INAPPROPRIATE AND PLEASE DO NOT – STEER CH TOWARD BAD DECISIONS SUCH AS – RANCHY UNDERWEAR THAT IS THE THONG AND BRA TOP IN THE FBI MOVIE, AND CH WASN’T, BUT THEY – DID NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO GRANNY UNDERPANTS – OVERSIZE CH INTO THE FATHOOD SCHEME, CH BOUGHT UNDERWEAR FROM SOMA’S AT THE ELLENTON OUTLET (MEANING BARGAINS) BECAUSE ITS NOT AS CHEAP OR RAUNCHY AS VICTORIA’S SECRET’S STUFF USUALLY IS, ITS USUALLY – NOT OF GOOD ENOUGH QUALITY, THE MESSAGE WOULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING CLOSER TO CUTE AND APPROPRIATE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE CH TO A STRIP CLUB, AND YET – HERE YOU ARE, CH DOES – NOT – NEED THIS EXPERIENCE! YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD, AND I’LL TAKE THE LOW ROAD, AND WHAT’S THE REST – WE’LL MEET IN THE MIDDLE?! HIGHLANDER, YOU PEOPLE WENT – WAAAY OUT OF CONTEXT! THAT’S A CHEF’S KITCHEN IN THE BIG SUR HOUSE, AND CH ISN’T FINISHED WITH IT YET, AND THAT’S THE PLACE TO DO A CHEF’S KITCHEN ON A SORT OF CAMP DAVID SORT OF WORKING RETREAT – LIFE IS TOO SHORT, AND THERE IS SO MUCH LIFE THAT SHOULD BE BEING – LIVED, AND – YOU’RE STILL NOT LIVING IT YET, SO LA – SUPER LOW-MAINTENANCE, TOAST AND HARD BOILED EGG, AND TUNA CASSEROLE OR A STUFFED TOMATOS MEAL – REALLY SIMPLE, THERE IS OTHER WORK TO DO – THERE, BUT A PLACE LIKE A CAMP DAVID BIG SUR – YOU SHOULD BRING THE CHEF’S, ITS A PROBABLY A 6-10 PERSON WORKING KITCHEN, ISN’T THAT A CHEF’S KITCHEN?! AS EVERYONE KNOWS, ONLY THE FRENCH SPEAK FRENCH, EVERYONE ELSE, AS CH HEARS IT, SPEAKS FRENCH BUT IT – JUST DOESN’T SOUND THE SAME AS THE FRANCE FRENCH! SURE FEELS LIKE MEGHAN IS SCARED AND WHY THEY – WANT TO HIDE IN BED AND SLEEP ALL THE TIME! AND LAURIE HAS – COVER EYE CONTACTS, MEANING – LAURIE IS HIDING! THE STORY GOES THAT MWB KICKED CH IN THE CHEST AND – DID NOT GET KNOCKED DOWN, AND IT LEFT A BRUISE, AND YOU PEOPLE ARE – WAAY TOO VIOLENT AND WANT TO HARM CH – AS SHE’S – SWATTING STILL! CH IS DEHYDRATED AGAIN AS CH DID NOT EVEN HAVE A BOTTLE OF WATER DURING HER SHIFT AND SUSPICIOUS UNDER A SPELL TAM, WAS THERE BEFORE CH GOT TO WORK, LISA HADN’T STARTED HER SHIFT YET, AND DIDN’T SHOW UP TO THE FRONT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS AND THEN TAM WAS IN THE PARKING LOT GETTING CARTS AS CH GOT TO HER CAR – AND THAT’S NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOUR! AND CH MADE A REALLY, REALLY BIG FUSS AS A CUSTOMER AT CUSTOMER SERVICE BROUGHT IN HIS PARROT AND CH JUST – WAS GUSHING – OH MY GOSH, AS CH THINKS ITS – JUST SO NEAT THE HEY GAME HAS ANIMALS IN THE GAME TO TAKE CARE OF, PEACOCKS, AND PARROTS, AND THOSE OTHER EXOTIC BIRDS, AS WELL AS, HORSES, AND DOGS AND CATS AND DONKEYS, AND TO SEE A REAL PARROT – IN PERSON – AND – BE ABLE TO TALK TO THE PARROT, REALLY, REALLY BAD FOR THE UNITED STATES IT SHOULD TELL YOU HOW EMACIATED STARVING CH IS – FOR HUMAN SOCIAL INTERACTION – CH – NEVER GETS TO TALK TO REAL PEOPLE – ITS ALL WORK CODE! CH NEVER GETS TO TALK TO – REAL PEOPLE – ITS ALL OF CH LIFE – WORK CODE, AS THE GOVERNMENT – FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR – ITS BAD FOR AMERICA! ;($!,