GOB-SMACKED, SIR, DNLTMCAI, TELLS CH, RELIGIOUSLY, AND CH HAD THE WORST TIME YESTERDAY WITH NUMBERS ON THE KEYPAD AT THE REGISTER, GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND CH HEARD THE NUMBERS AND THEY – COULD NOT RECALL THE PLACE THE NUMBERS ARE ON THE KEYPAD – THEY CAN’T TALK IN CH HEAD, AND CH THINKS THEY PUT WATER IN CH GAS TANK, SIR, GOB-SMACKED, WHICH MOST PEOPLE ASSOCIATE WITH BRITISH ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM AND NOT SCOTLAND, AS MOST PEOPLE DON’T THINK ABOUT SCOTLAND, AND THE SCOTS, PREFER IT THAT WAY, THE SCOTS, AS CH KNOWS THEM, ARE NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN THE SPOT LIGHT, THEY, WANT THE REAL WORLD, AND TO JUST BE LET TO LIVE, IN THE REAL WORLD, GOB-SMACKED, IN A RELIGIOUS SENSE, TELLS CH THAT THERE IS A LOT OF VIOLENCE IN WHAT THEY SEND TO CH IN THE INVISIBLE, AND IT DOES NOT BODYSUIT, GET ABSORBED BY CH, IT WASHES OVER CH, LIKE A WAVE, LIKE A BOUY IN THE OCEAN, AND WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF A BOUY??! TO TELL YOU, WHERE YOU ARE, IN THE OCEAN! SO, CH REMINDS YOU – THIS IS – WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOU ARE, YOU ARE NOT – NOT – LIVING IN THE INVISIBLE WORLD, HELLO, YOU ARE ALIVE, AND IN THE REAL WORLD, STAY – PRESENT, I’M LOST AT SEA WITHOUT A FRIEND, OOH (UP NOTE), OOH (DOWN NOTE), OOH (UP NOTE), OOH (DOWN NOTE), OOH (HORIZONTAL NOTE, FLAT NOTE, LEVEL NOTE, LAID TO REST NOTE), FROM THE DISNEY’S MOVIE THE RESCUERS, CH ALSO USED TO SING TO HERSELF DURING THE CRYING AT LUNCH BREAK AT THE AMAZON BUILDING, AND ITS – MUSIC THEORY, IN CODE, AND TO APPLY IT, YOU NEED TO KNOW THE NOTES OF THE MUSIC, WHICH CH – DOES NOT, BUT CH BROTHER DOES, BUT IN ORDER FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, YOU – YOU CAN’T TALK IN CH HEAD – YOU MUST TALK TO CH – IN PERSON, AND DO THIS WORK FOR REAL – NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING HAPPENS UNTIL – CH DOES THE WORK FOR REAL AND CH GOT TO THE MUSICAL NOTES FROM THE RESCUERS WITH PHOTO OF CH BROTHER WHILE ENROLLED IN SCHOOL AT USF, UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA, AND GODDAMNIT, DON’T COME TO CH FOR SYMPATHY – RAGE YOU GOT FROM SENDING CH A PHOTO OF CH FATHER WITH BLOOD ON HIS ELBOW, AND SAYING – CH FATHER HAD A TRIP – YOU FUCKING CUNTS, YOU DON’T DO THIS WORK WITH EVERYTHING CH WANTS – YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT SPACESHIP CRUISE – BACK TO EARTH – GODDAMNIT – GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET THAT GODDAMN CH ATTORNEY RESCUE HAPPENING, NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE, IN HISTORY, THEY WILL – HATE YOU FOR THESE YEARS, THE PHOTO OF CH BROTHER IN THE USF NEWSPAPER, WITH A RIGHT PROFILE, SAYS, CH WAS CORRECT WITH THE WHITE SKIRT, ITS NOT NECESARRILY A WEDDING PHOTO (MORONS), AND THE USF PHOTO OF CH BROTHER GOES TOGETHER WITH THE RUNNING WITH THE BULLS DAVID POSTED ON FACEBOOK, GOES TO – CH, I’M LOST AT SEA WITHOUT A FRIEND, OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH, AND IF ALL YOU ARE IS – READING IT OFF OF PAPERS, THE WORDS OR LETTERS ARE NOT GOING TO TELL – YOU – IT’S MUSIC! CAME TO ME, SIR, CAME TO CH, THE BLUE – LEAD THEM – TO CH! ALL CH WANTS TO DO IS LIVE AND WORK, AND SO FAR, THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT – IS NOT LETTING CH! STAND DOWN! AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF CH LIFE AND BODY! NOW, CH JUST – WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, AND THIS MIXED-MEDIA HOUSE CH JUST DESIGNED, LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE ORIGINAL, DOES IT?! FIRST THING CH TOOK OFF IS AN OUTSIDE STAIRCASE LEADING TO AN UPSTAIRS ENTRANCE – EEEEE-YIKES! THAT’S A SECURITY PROBLEM THAT CH DOESN’T LIKE! SO, CH JUST USED DIFFERENT – MEDIUMS, LIKE MIXED-MEDIUM ARTWORK, NOT ALL OF IT IS GARBAGE, BUT MOST OF IT IS, AND A LOT OF WHAT THE 80’S WAS, WAS MIXED-MEDIA ART – YOU CAN’T TALK IN CH HEAD – MIXED-MEDIA, IF YOU ARE INTELLIGENTLY READING, IS NOT A STEREO-TYPICAL – TAX-BRACKET, AND IF YOU’RE READING IT, THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS TO CH, FIRST THIS IS A MARRIED COUPLE, FOURTIES IN AGE, TO ABOUT IN THEIR SIXTIES, AS THE FOURTIES ARE NOT THE SAME, IN THE 2020’S AS THEY WERE IN 1980’S AND ITS A VACATION VILLA, AND THE MARRIED COUPLE WILL IN FACT LIKE IT SO MUCH, THEY WILL SPEND MORE TIME THEN THEY ORGINALLY – THOUGHT, THAT UPSTAIRS AS A MASTER SUITE TO THEMSELVES – WHAT A JOY! THEY ARE NOT AS ACTIVE AS CH IS, AND CH WOULD TELL YOU; EVERYONE SHOULD GET CAUGHT ON TO THE IDEA OF SAUNA, HOT TUB, AND SWIMING, MOSTLY IN THAT ORDER, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK, LONGEIVITY AND BETTER LIFE EFFICIENCY! AND ITS A HOUSEHOLD OF 4 AT THE MOST, AND THEY DON’T USUSALLY HAVE VISITORS, THEY GO TO OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES FOR THE VISITING, AND FIRST CH JUST WANTED ANOTHER ROCK, STONE HOUSE, AS – CH IS REALLY OVER SEEING ALL THE STUCCO HOUSES, AND SIDING HOUSES, AS ITS A NORWAY-THING, WE LIKE TO SEE THE WORLD, WE KNOW WHO WE ARE AND WE LIKE TO BE OUT AND ABOUT IN THE WORLD, WE WILL – ALWAYS RETURN HOME, WE ARE NOT A THREAT TO A DOUBLE-AGENT, CAPTAIN COOK, SUCCUMBING TO THE LIFESTYLE DIFFERNCES, IN OTHER COUNTRIES, WE, ARE NORWEGIANS, AND WE JUST WANT TO KNOW PEOPLE, KNOW WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU DO, HOW YOU DO, AND THEN APPLY IT – OUR LIVES, AND, IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU WILL THEN GET TO HAVE US, NORWEIGIANS, HELP YOU IN – YOUR LIVES, BUT NORWEGIANS MOSTLY, JUST WANT TO TRAVEL, SIR, ITS NOT AN ITCH TO SCRATCH, ITS A NEED FOR HUMAN CONTACT, CH IS PRETTY SURE, CRYING AGAIN, NORWEIGIANS HAVE PROGRESSED TO THE POINT IN THEIR LIVES, IF THEY DON’T GET TO KNOW OTHERS IN THE WORLD, THE SADNESS HAPPENS, ITS NOT ABOUT SPENDING MONEY FOR TRAVELLING, OR THE TRAVEL ITSELF, ITS JUST – PART OF WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE – REAL LIFE, ITS ABOUT AS NORMAL, AS EVERY MAN AND WOMAN GROWING UP TO AN ADULT AGE, AND GETTING MARRIED, COUPLED, NORWEIGIANS WILL JUST THINK LESS OF YOU, IF YOU – DON’T LET THEM TRAVEL AND VACATION, SO THEY ARE AN OLDER MARRIED COUPLE, NOT FAT BUT NOT ATHLETIC, AND THEY WILL UTILIZE THE DINING ROOM AS THEY ARE SORT OF FORMAL, BUT NOT TOO OBSCENE (FRANCE FRENCH, AND YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT, CH IS GOING TO TELL YOU – GIVE THIS WORK TO THE FRANCE FRENCH (MOTHERFUCKERS)), THEY WOULDN’T BE SEEN IN SUCH A COMMERCE AS A TARGET STORE, AND THEY WOULDN’T BE SO OBSCENE THAT THEY WOULDN’T BUY THINGS FOR THEIR HOME AT A TARGET STORE, EVEN A PRINT OF A POSTER AND HUNG ON A WALL, GOT IT?! AND UNLIKE THESE NON-THINKERS WHO THINK HUMANS ARE ROBOTS AND NEED ONLY A SINGLE BED, AND ABOUT 20×20 OF LIVING SPACE, THEY WILL UTILIZE ALL THE SPACES CH DESIGNED IN THE HOUSE, THEY WILL USE THE POOL, BUT PROBABLY ONLY ABOUT A FEW HOURS IN A WEEK – SHE’S POKING CH – CAN’T POKE OR SMELL OR TALK TO CH – WHEREAS, CH WOULD SPEND A FEW HOURS – EVERY DAY IN A POOL, CH IS, IN FACT, VERY ACTIVE, AS IS CH BROTHER, CH FATHER, HAS NOT BEEN ALLOWED – TO BE ACTIVE, BY INCOME AND TAX-BRACKET – CAN’T POKE CH – CH WANTED TO SHARE CH FATHER WITH THE WORLD, BUT – NOT FROM THE ONLY LIVING ROOM SPACE IN CH FATHER’S HOUSE – BY THE NORMAL PROCESS OF BOUNDARIES OF – PUTTING IT TOGETHER IN A TELEVISION SHOW AND LETTING THE PUBLIC – HAVE THE AUDIENCE, WHERE – CH HAS CONTROL OVER WHAT THE FUCK YOU PEOPLE ARE DOING – BECAUSE – WE – AS UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE, DO NOT MANAGE INTELLIGENCE – IN THIS WAY – YOU CAN’T TALK TO CH – SO, CH HAS PLASTER, AND ROCK, AND STONE, AND IT GOES TOGETHER, IN – ASYMETRICAL, WHICH IS A QUINTESSENTIAL ICONIC – LASTING IMAGE, OF THE 80’S, ASYMETRICAL, SO, CH DOESN’T HAVE MANY OPTIONS IN THE SIMS GAME, BUT CH DESIGNED THE LANDSCAPE, ASYMETRICAL, ITS JUST APPEALING, AS IN A MIND-SET, IT SHOULD TELL PEOPLE, AS A READ, DO WE REALLY HAVE TO HAVE RICE-A-RONI AGAIN FOR DINNER?! HAMBURGER HELPER, AGAIN?! NOT TO SAY THAT THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH RICE-A-RONI, EVEN THOUGH RAMEN AND RICE-A-RONI IS – WAAAY TOO MUCH SODIUM, WAAAY TOO MUCH SODIUM, EVEN FOR CH, WAAAY TOO MUCH, GET THAT GODDAMN VEGETABLE AND CARROT JUICE – FLOWING IN YOUR BODIES, DRINK IT UP – AND START – LIVING, NOTHING REALLY WRONG IN THE WORLD WITH A SUPERMARKET AND GROCERY STORES AND PRODUCTS SUCH AS HAMBURGER HELPER AND RICE-A-RONI, BUT – ISN’T THERE -MORE TO LIFE?! ISN’T – CAN’T VR TOUCH CH – ISN’T THERE ANOTHER WAY OF – THINKING ABOUT THIS?! YEAH, THERE IS! HI, FAMILY! WE GIVE QUARTS OF LUTEFISK, FOR GOOD FEELINGS, WE – ARE NORWAY, WE – ARE NOT INTERESTED IN PEOPLE, BEING MEANIES! SO, AGAIN, THIS OLDER MARRIED COUPLE, WOULD SPEND TIME, IN THIS SEATED PLACE, AND THEN GO TO THAT TABLE AND USE THIS AND THAT, AND SINCE THAT’S ALL CH HAS IN THE GAME, AN ORANGE AND LEMON TREE, AS CH SAW, SOMEONE WOULD REALLY LIKE, BEING ABLE TO BUY A PLANT HERE AND THERE AND HAVE – FLOWERS, WAFTING IN THE BREEZE OF THE LEMON AND THEN ORANGE, AND PERHAPS LAVENDER – WOW, MAN! MAYBE THERE ISN’T A NEED FOR OTHER – STIMULUS! PEOPLE DO LIVE THAT WAY, SIT HERE AND THEN, GO THERE, AND THEN HAVE A SUPPER OUTSIDE, AND THEN, SIT IN THIS PLACE FOR A FEW MINUTES, ITS FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT A CIVILIZED OUTSIDE LIVING SPACE, AND THEN CH PUT THE DISNEY BENCH AND BIRDBATH, AND THIS TIME THEY GOT A SIDE TABLE BECAUSE CH SEES THEM, THEY WOULD LIKE TO SPEND A FEW HOURS, SITTING AND WATCHING THE SCENERY, THEY’LL NEED HELP, WITH A SIDE TABLE, FOR A BEVERAGE OR THEIR ELECTRONICS AND WHATNOT! NOW, WHY DID THAT HAVE TO FEEL LIKE – WORK?! THE SIDE ENTRANCE WITH THE OTHER GATE TO THE OUTDOOR DINING ROOM, CH WOULD LIKELY USE A CURVED PATTERN, BUT IT’S NOT REALLY AVAILABLE IN SIMS GAMES, THE SPRAY FEATURE THEY HAVE TO CREATE A PATH, AND WHATNOT, DOESN’T REALLY LOOK WELL ENOUGH, SO CH DOESN’T USE IT, IT KINDA LOOKS – BLAH!