DNLTMCAI, CH DOES NOT LIKE WHAT’S GOING ON IN CH HEAD AND BODY, HONG KONG, IS THE CLOSEST THE BRITISH HAVE EVER GOTTEN TO CH, AND THEN – JUNE BECAUSE THE BRITISH HAVE NOT DONE WELL, BY CH, OR CH MOTHER, SO- YOU’RE FUCKING LUCKY! NOTHING THE UK AS ENGLAND HAS DONE ALL OF CH LIFE, IN OVER 50 YEARS, NOTHING THE BRITISH HAVE DONE, HAS CAUSED ANY CLOSENESS, YOU DO THE SAME, WE ARE – NOT FRIENDS, YOU OWE CH – REAL FUCKING MONEY, AND CH FREEDOM, FUCKING BULLSHIT SCHEME OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AND ITS REPAIRS – IS STRESSING CH BEYOND BELIEF! HONG KONG, IS AS CLOSE AS THE BRITISH ARE EVER ABLE TO GET – TO CH! THE BRITISH HAVE BEEN BAD – FOR TOO LONG! IT WAS A DARK AND DREARY NIGHT, LAST NIGHT, IT WAS A ONE DAY MOVIE FIGHT, AND NO LONGER DOES CH HAVE – ANYTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO AS HOPE ANYMORE, AND IT WAS A TERRIBLE NIGHT IN THE STORE AS THEY ARE TERRIBLE WITH REALITY, AND DO NOTHING BUT CAUSE SMELL PROBLEMS – CH IS NOT FAT, BRITAIN! AND CH IS STILL HAVING TO WORK ON HEALING THE ITCHY SKIN THEY BROKE INTO CH HOUSE ON SUNDAY AND CAUSED – WOW, WHAT A SURPRISE, YET ANOTHER PATRICK-LISA AND TAM PROBLEM, SO SINCE THEY ARE NOT IN THE REALM OF REALITY AND STILL PLAYING BLOODY BLOATED HOSPITAL DEAD BODIES STOMACH, CH DID, SCRIPT WRITE A STORY, AFTER HAVING TAKEN A LONG BATH, PREFERABLY WITH JACUZZI JETS TO GET THAT STUFF OUT OF CH BODY, AS CH NEVER FEELS CLEAN ENOUGH AND WELL ENOUGH, THEY HAVE SUCH A SMELL FATSUIT AS A COSTUME, PROBLEM, AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE ENOUGH ABOUT CH, WONDER HOW THAT’S GOING TO WORK-OUT FOR AMERICA, PROBABLY NOT WELL, SINCE THE CIA – CAN’T WORK WITHOUT CH, LONG COTTON PAJAMA’S, WARM SLIPPERS AND A LONG CARDIGAN TYPE OF THING TO GO OVER THE PAJAMA’S SO – IT GOING TO BE COOLER SINCE CH IS NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN WHO COMPLAIN AT THE SLIGHTEST DECREASE IN CLIMATE ABOUT THE COOL, CH RUNS WARM, LIKE A MAN, AND CH WOULD HAVE HER HAIR UP, IN A BUN, CH HAS NO IDEA WHO THESE WOMEN THINK THEY ARE RUNNING AROUND WITH THEIR HAIR DOWN, LIKE THEY HAVE NO IDEA OF THE VALUE OF THEMSELVES, HAIR UP, AND YOU KNOW – YOU ARE NOT A COMMONER, AND ITS A RECIPE THAT IS NOT ON – PAPER, YOU SKIPPED OR MISSED AN ANNIVERSARY, CH MOTHER USED TO MAKE THIS, AND CH HAS MADE THIS MANY TIMES, AND IS PRESENTLY – NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT IN THIS TOWNHOUSE AGAIN, ITS LEFTOVER WHITE RICE, USUALLY, ITS FROM A RESTAURANT, AND IT DOES TASTE A LITTLE DIFFERENT IF ITS WHITE RICE THAT’S BEEN – SITTING, IN THE FRIDGE A WHILE, JUST A FEW HOURS, SUCH AS OVERNIGHT, NOT TOO LONG BECAUSE THEN IT JUST TASTES LIKE STALE RICE, WHICH IS – NOT DELICIOUS, CH USES JUST SALTED BUTTER, CH IS QUITE PARTICULAR ABOUT BUTTERS, AND LIKES IRISH BUTTER ALSO, BIT OF BUTTER IN THE PAN, THEN THE WHITE RICE, AND YOU COOK IT A BIT SO THE STARCH STARTS TO SORT OF COOK OUT OF THE RICE, COOK IT CLUMPY OR LUMPY BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THIS RICE THEY COOK THAT IS – SEPERATE, CH HAS NO OTHER IDEA OF HOW TO EXPLAIN AMERICAN RICE THAT IS NOT TOGETHER AS ONE, YOU KNOW RICE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT YOU BELONG TOGETHER, AND DO NOT OVER-COOK SO THE RICE GETS A SEAR ON THE RICE, BUT IT SHOULD HAVE THE BUTTER COOKED INTO THE RICE, NO NEED FOR ANY MORE SOY SAUCE, CH WANTS TO BE ABLE TO – TASTE THE FOOD, AS IT IS, FOOD SHOULD NEVER BE DISGUISED INTO BEING SOMETHING, IT REALLY ISN’T, NOT WHEN YOU’RE LOOKING – FOR HOME, SO BUTTER AND RICE IN THE PAN, AND THEN YOU MAKE A LITTLE ROOM IN THE PAN FOR FRESH EGGS, AND CH DOES NOT SCRAMBLE EGGS, BETTER TO BE ABLE TO TASTE THE WHITE, TASTE THE YOLK, TASTE IT CONNECTED TO THE RICE, ETC, AND YOU COULD ALSO HAVE SOME FRIED RICE TOO, BUT IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED AS THOUGH WHITE RICE AND FRIED RICE ARE THE SAME THING, CLUMPED TOGETHER WITH THE EGG, SO YOU KNOW WHAT GOES TOGETHER, AND ITS BETTER TO USE CHOPSTICKS AS CUTLERY THAT WAY AS WELL, CH WOULD ALSO HAVE SOME MORNING STAR LINKS – ENJOY BITCH, THAT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO ON EARTH – MORNING STAR SAUSAGE LINKS, A FEW OF THEM, AND THEN SOME TOAST WITH BUTTER AND JAM, EITHER STRAWBERRY, GRAPE, OR ORANGE MARMALADE, AND ON TOP OF THE RICE, ONCE PLATE’ED IS CHOPPED GREEN ONIONS, AND FRESH CHOPPED TOMATOES WITH SALT AND PEPPER ON TOP, CH DOES NOT COOK THE DISH WITH ANY OTHER SEASONINGS, SALT AND PEPPER ON TOP, AS ITS THE FLESH OF THE TOMATO YOU NEED TO TASTE, JUST A BIT OF SALT AND PEPPER, SO YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT A GARDEN VEGETABLE, SUCH AS YOU MIGHT TASTE IN A SALAD, THE FLESH OF THE TOMATO AGAINST THE SORT OF STAPLE OF LIFE, AS WE KNOW IT, AS WE MUST EAT TO LIVE, THE TOMATO FLESH AGAINST THE RICE THAT NO LONGER RESEMBLES A CHINESE FOOD MEAL, AND TASTES NOW, LIKE IT BELONGS, TOGETHER, AGAINST THE SORT OF TANG AND TART AND BIT OF BITTER IN THE ONION, SO YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN THE PRESENT, AND IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW THAT THE MORE YOU DO – FOR OTHERS, THE MORE OTHERS, APPRECIATE IT, AND LITERALLY, PLACE A GREATER VALUE ON SOMETHING, WHY IS GRANITE AS A COUNTER-TOP SO VALUABLE BECAUSE IT ENDURES, DOESN’T FADE AND SCRATCH LIKE FORMICA COUNTER-TOPS, STAYS THE SAME, AS AN EXAMPLE, SO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS TOAST, CH WOULD NOT USUALLY SERVE ON JUST A WHOLE SLICE OF BREAD, OR EVEN A HALF, AND IN THIS INSTANCE, CH WOULD MAKE POINTS, LIKE A PIZZA SLICE, IT WILL TASTE BETTER, SO THE FEW MORE SECONDS IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE THE TOAST INTO POINTS, WILL BE APPRECIATED AND GIVEN GREATER VALUE THAN SOMEONE WHO DID – NOT CONSIDER THE EXPERIENCE OF ANOTHER’S PERSON – TONGUE, AND CH WOULD HAVE PERO WITH MILK OR CREAM AND SUGAR, AS CH DID NOT NEED ANYMORE CAFFIENE, AND SOMEONE IS NOT MENTALLY WELL, SO THE WARMTH IS AND WAS NEEDED – TO SOOTHE, AND THEN CH WOULD PROBABLY SIT ON TOP OF THE ROOF IN THE BIG SUR HOUSE AND WATCH THE STARS, FOR A WHILE, YOU PEOPLE ARE – NOT OKAY PRETENDING IN THIS WAY AND CAUSING – MEDICALS – LIKE THE TERRIBLE BUMPS ON CH SKIN – FOR LISA TO BE – MEAN, PRETENDING YOU COULD – EVER REPLACE CH! AND CH – DOES NOT LIKE YOU, CH IS RAGE MAD HOT, YOU’VE NOT SOLVED ANYTHING, AND YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH TIME! YOU’LL HAVE TO START OVER AS CH WILL – NEVER GIVE YOU ANYTHING AGAIN, AFTER DAVID AND HANNIBAL DIED – YOU ARE SO CRUEL AMERICA! THE PEOPLE WILL HATE THE OBAMAS, WHEN THEY FIND OUT THEY HELD CH BACK, JUST TO CONTINUE THE INSANITY OF NOT LETTING CH BE SHOWN TO THE DEFENSE! YOU DO THE SAME – LISA! YOU FUCKING COWS! IN AMERICA YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO LET SOMEONE BE ABUSED TO DEATH – OVER EAR PIECES – SYIH! ;($!, YOU ARE STILL IN A TIME-OUT! CH IGNORING THEM – NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF – YOU ARE NOT ACCEPTED! YOU ARE NOT DEALING WITH THE REALITY CH IS WAITING ON YOU AS CH IS – IGNORING THE ACTIONS OF THE PEOPLE DOING THE SAME – BUT, THEY CANNOT CO-EXIST – AND YOU ARE NOT DOING – ENOUGH! WAIT MORE THAN 7 YEARS – FOR A PROMISE OF MAYBE ZOHAN OR FBI MAN OR A CIA MAN, SURE CH, WE’LL GIVE YOUR FREEDOM AGAIN – YOU’RE IN SHIT TROUBLE, AMERICA! IT WAS NEVER BRITAIN – YOU’RE JUST FUCKING LUCKY SO FAR! HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU REALLY HAVE WITH THAT IDIOT OF THE CROSSING CHURCH?! ARE YOU SURE, AMERICA, THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO SHOW THE WORLD THE TRUTH AND CONTINUE TO LIVE AS CH RETURNS THE SHIP BACK TO EARTH – BECAUSE YOU CAN’T LIVE IN SPACE – FOREVER – HAHA! HAHA! HAHA! HATE YOU!