LEGAL TEAM: GET THESE PEOPLE OFF MY BACK!

THIS CANNOT BE MY REAL BROTHER!
THIS CANNOT BE MY REAL FATHER!
YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKERS LOOKING AT MY MOTHER’S BREASTS! I DID AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AFTER HER STROKES WHEN DRESSING HER! MOST PEOPLE KNOW WOMEN, MUST ADJUST THEIR BREASTS INTO THEIR BRAS, I ADJUSTED HER BRA STRAPS TO TOUCH HER AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE! I DID THAT WITHOUT REALLY THINKING ABOUT IT, IT JUST SEEMED THE BEST WAY TO LET MY MOTHER STILL BE MY MOTHER – RESPECT, DIGNITY! I DID AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE TO ALLOW MY MOTHER TO DO AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! DUH!