LEGAL TEAM: I WANT AN END TO THE PENIS ENVY OF POLICEMAN!! I KNOW A FAST WAY TO END IT, CUT IT OFF!! A POLICEMAN WHO WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS BE ABLE TO COMPETE WITH OTHER MEN LIKE MY ATTORNEY OR FBI MAN, MANIPULATING CIRCUMSTANCES SO THEY DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO A “RELATIONSHIP” WITH ME! CUT IT OFF IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE YOUR OWN GODDAMN PENIS!

IF ANYONE THINKS I AM TAKING OFF MY SWIM SHORTS, THEY CAN DIE, FOR MANIPULATION OF THE TRUTH!! NO, NOT INTERESTED IN A KENNEDY RIDE, YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKERS! 😒 MORE WEED AND CANNABIS FAY GAS! KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER! AND, MOTHERFUCKER I OUTRANK YOU! I OUT RANKED YOU AS A CHILD! I AM NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE IN EATING AT MY FATHER’S HOUSE! TAKE YOUR FAT GAS AND JACK-OFF THE TALIBAN WITH IT! I AM NO LONGER PLANNING ON EATING AT MY FATHER’S HOUSE!