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Hand only years mean no heterosexual sex.  It means no non-surgically altered penis insertion.  It has nothing to do with parents it has everything to do with insertion.

You have no excuse.  There has been no reason for these hand years.  None.

How I enjoyed the flowers.  Please pass along my condolences.  It is always difficult being surrounded by people who are unwilling to understand the importance of the great divide.

Remember hurl before pearl.

I will not be ordering pizza any time soon because of the heavy nature.

Nope, she is very very bad news.

Indeed.

Seriously.

What the hell was that?!

I would keep her very far away!

WTF?!

Woh, woh, woh, woh, very, very bad!

If you haven’t figured it out, I am not flattered, nor do I appreciate it that you have stolen my work, my words, my writing and put it in movies, given it to actors…oh yeah, and destroyed my life.

If you haven’t figured it out, I wrote about a man at a nursing home, he just happened to be a black man, who tried to get me closer to him, I immediately said no.  I do not have to write any more about it.

If you haven’t figured it out, no computer program would ever match any of those “dates” including David Wolfe and James Franco with me.  I do not have to watch a movie.

If you haven’t figured it out, I do not like David Wolfe calling me fat at work.

If you haven’t figured it out, I will not be writing about what happened at work tonight it is not worth my time other than to say, yet again, another man who is unable, more importantly, unwilling to protect me.

If you haven’t figured it out, these are jobs I have already said no to, taxi cab dispatcher for reasons I do not have to write, lab tech at a vision store in Lakeland mall for reasons I do not have to write.  The last one that also set off a warning was The Container Store for reasons I do not have to write, I was just in such a need for steady income.  Why do these people not just leave me alone?  Wy do they not see the damage they have done and inflicted all these years?!

Still, with no man of my own, all alone, for what?!

If you haven’t figured it out as I have ice packs on my arms, I have been too miserable to write Coffee and Breakfast.

If you haven’t figured it out, I have been too miserable.

Gage.

No les.

All these years you have lied not only to me, but to everyone involved as to its purpose.

You are unoriginal.

Are you listening at all?!

Your news is too slow and too many days behind for it to be effective communication.

She was wrong.